Locutus of KORG
@teenworm.bsky.social
founder of antifa-pflugerville chapter
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rip batman. you would have loved the everyday carry subreddit
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
rip batman. you would have loved the everyday carry subreddit
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Society pressures us into "accepting" twist endings to movies. When I see content, I'm paying for the experience I chose, signaled by a marketing campaign—and then it's changed on me without my consent? If this were about physical safety instead of emotional safety, we'd recognize it as violence.
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Society pressures us into "accepting" twist endings to movies. When I see content, I'm paying for the experience I chose, signaled by a marketing campaign—and then it's changed on me without my consent? If this were about physical safety instead of emotional safety, we'd recognize it as violence.
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i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
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Well, good for everyone. What a series. Don’t forget to YamamoGO to the polls on Tuesday, New York!
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Well, good for everyone. What a series. Don’t forget to YamamoGO to the polls on Tuesday, New York!
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People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.
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i am 39 years OLD. i post ONLINE. i have a stable job in a big CITY. i have a mild form of mental ILLNESS that can be treated with LITTLE to NO medication. i am going to kill myself because of postseason BASEBALL.
October 18, 2024 at 3:27 AM
i am 39 years OLD. i post ONLINE. i have a stable job in a big CITY. i have a mild form of mental ILLNESS that can be treated with LITTLE to NO medication. i am going to kill myself because of postseason BASEBALL.
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“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
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if you love baseball you'll love my new sport, long shitting
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
if you love baseball you'll love my new sport, long shitting
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Listen, Brendon, it's great comedy. You probably don't get it, because you're a kid, kids don't get jokes. He's a clown, Brendon, he's a great clown, and he's sad. That's funny. Also, doctor didn't know it was him, told him to go see himself. It's a comedy of errors, Brendon.
October 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Listen, Brendon, it's great comedy. You probably don't get it, because you're a kid, kids don't get jokes. He's a clown, Brendon, he's a great clown, and he's sad. That's funny. Also, doctor didn't know it was him, told him to go see himself. It's a comedy of errors, Brendon.
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They should make a Settlers of Catan movie where the villain plots to take over the world by acquiring 3 wheat
August 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
They should make a Settlers of Catan movie where the villain plots to take over the world by acquiring 3 wheat
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hey if anyone knows anyone under the age of let's say 25 would you mind showing them this video and asking them what they think is happening in it, and who, if anyone, they recognize
Bree Sharp's David Duchovny in HD
YouTube video by BreeSharpDD
youtu.be
October 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
hey if anyone knows anyone under the age of let's say 25 would you mind showing them this video and asking them what they think is happening in it, and who, if anyone, they recognize
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patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci
pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
February 18, 2024 at 10:26 AM
patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci
pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
can’t believe they allow this and not the Smell the Glove album cover
Oh THIS is what people are Discoursing about? You know she’s like…aware of her performance hyperfemininity & usually being pretty tongue in cheek about it, right? Like if this is unironic fine, but my guess is there’s a satirical aspect to the album themes/lyrics/etc that this is framing itself w/in
🚨 Sabrina Carpenter announces new album ‘Man’s Best Friend.’ Out August 29th.
June 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
can’t believe they allow this and not the Smell the Glove album cover
(being clubbed by the internal security forces) hey fyi i punched in the code, you have to stop
If I'm reading this correctly, then Yarvin wants the role of führer to be awarded via a Wings of Voice-style competition www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
June 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
(being clubbed by the internal security forces) hey fyi i punched in the code, you have to stop
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[youtuber voice, wearing a squid game outfit] YO what's going on everyone TODAY we're in THE cave of plato. that's right everyone we have TEN contestants currently chained in the cave looking at shadows on the wall. the FIRST contestant that can develop Knowledge of the Forms wins $1 MILLION dollars
May 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
[youtuber voice, wearing a squid game outfit] YO what's going on everyone TODAY we're in THE cave of plato. that's right everyone we have TEN contestants currently chained in the cave looking at shadows on the wall. the FIRST contestant that can develop Knowledge of the Forms wins $1 MILLION dollars
if u can’t handle me at Brest-Litovsk, u don’t deserve me at Worms
March 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
if u can’t handle me at Brest-Litovsk, u don’t deserve me at Worms
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Moist quitting vs. dry quitting
how many more types of quitting are these dumb motherfuckers going to invite and write about???
January 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Moist quitting vs. dry quitting
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Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
December 16, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
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Leave the Blitz on Zanarkand plz. As soon as we start posting about Blitzball we will get all these big name Aeons to come and ruin it for the rest of us. It’s a Trojan horse for Yu Yevon. Not to mention the Summoners that take advantage of the Dream of the Fayth. Makes me sick
November 27, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Leave the Blitz on Zanarkand plz. As soon as we start posting about Blitzball we will get all these big name Aeons to come and ruin it for the rest of us. It’s a Trojan horse for Yu Yevon. Not to mention the Summoners that take advantage of the Dream of the Fayth. Makes me sick
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Uh oh. Drake is now touting the endorsement of "all living Cheneys"(?)
November 26, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Uh oh. Drake is now touting the endorsement of "all living Cheneys"(?)
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ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.
November 25, 2024 at 5:14 AM
ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.
george making a lot of good points. as an idealist i also believe all women are actually my own thoughts
November 24, 2024 at 6:33 PM
george making a lot of good points. as an idealist i also believe all women are actually my own thoughts
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i had shoulder surgery recently and the wound was driving me nuts but i had a hard time reaching it so i grabbed this stick to scratch it but i guess i used too much force because what happened was i dug where it itches and broke through the stitches and slammed through the back of my scapula
August 30, 2023 at 12:11 AM
i had shoulder surgery recently and the wound was driving me nuts but i had a hard time reaching it so i grabbed this stick to scratch it but i guess i used too much force because what happened was i dug where it itches and broke through the stitches and slammed through the back of my scapula