HyperbolLee
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It’s sort of nice how much free time I’ve gained from the Kings this year. Didn’t even think about turning on the game tonight.
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 AM
It’s sort of nice how much free time I’ve gained from the Kings this year. Didn’t even think about turning on the game tonight.
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No ICE at the Super Bowl.
None. Zero.
None. Zero.
also, can we recognize how absolutely full of shit kristi noem's ICE threat was. they are so much weaker than they want you to believe. we are going to win.
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
No ICE at the Super Bowl.
None. Zero.
None. Zero.
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I need this poster on my bedroom wall
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I need this poster on my bedroom wall
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
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Birnam Wood has come to Dunsinane
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Birnam Wood has come to Dunsinane
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legit said to my dad “I wonder if they really got married” and got so hype when I saw this tweet. So damn cool.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
legit said to my dad “I wonder if they really got married” and got so hype when I saw this tweet. So damn cool.
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that's it.
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
that's it.
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i hadn’t considered the penis enhancement was an inspector gadget scenario
February 8, 2026 at 3:47 AM
i hadn’t considered the penis enhancement was an inspector gadget scenario
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Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
July 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
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The dirty secret of curling that no one involved in the sport will admit is that the broom doesn’t do anything
February 7, 2026 at 11:58 AM
The dirty secret of curling that no one involved in the sport will admit is that the broom doesn’t do anything
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there's gotta be a better way to say this
February 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
there's gotta be a better way to say this
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[interrupting my opponent during rap battle] That’s not grammatically correct
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 AM
[interrupting my opponent during rap battle] That’s not grammatically correct
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We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 AM
We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
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Modest Maus
February 6, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Modest Maus
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Whew okay wait ELEVEN
FYI, it’s not true that Georgia walk-on London Seymour is charged with 131 felonies for property damage at a UGA dorm.
It’s “only” 11. Apparently some glitch in the jail log web.
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It’s “only” 11. Apparently some glitch in the jail log web.
enigma.athensclarkecounty.com/photo/detail...
enigma.athensclarkecounty.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Whew okay wait ELEVEN
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A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
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It’s gotten to the point where you’ll be surprised if something terrible in the world wasn’t planned out in the Epstein emails. You’ll be searching for Wendy’s Spicy Chicken not hitting the way it used to and be like “wow I guess he didn’t have anything to do with that one”
February 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
It’s gotten to the point where you’ll be surprised if something terrible in the world wasn’t planned out in the Epstein emails. You’ll be searching for Wendy’s Spicy Chicken not hitting the way it used to and be like “wow I guess he didn’t have anything to do with that one”
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call that man a socialist now because he is publicly owned
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
call that man a socialist now because he is publicly owned
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Director: You de-age those actors for the Jurassic Park bit?
CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked
Director: what
CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked
Director: what
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Director: You de-age those actors for the Jurassic Park bit?
CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked
Director: what
CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked
Director: what
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never meant to make the nazis cry/
i am just a myth and not a guy
i am just a myth and not a guy
February 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
never meant to make the nazis cry/
i am just a myth and not a guy
i am just a myth and not a guy
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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So, let me get this straight: the Sacramento Kings held firm, wanting a first-round pick for Keon Ellis.
Then, turned around and said:
"Well, we’ll take no picks, take a bad contract, while saving you $50M in tax, AND pay 2 second round picks, just for fun."
Am I getting this right?
#NBA
Then, turned around and said:
"Well, we’ll take no picks, take a bad contract, while saving you $50M in tax, AND pay 2 second round picks, just for fun."
Am I getting this right?
#NBA
February 1, 2026 at 1:57 PM
So, let me get this straight: the Sacramento Kings held firm, wanting a first-round pick for Keon Ellis.
Then, turned around and said:
"Well, we’ll take no picks, take a bad contract, while saving you $50M in tax, AND pay 2 second round picks, just for fun."
Am I getting this right?
#NBA
Then, turned around and said:
"Well, we’ll take no picks, take a bad contract, while saving you $50M in tax, AND pay 2 second round picks, just for fun."
Am I getting this right?
#NBA