The Smol Bear 🐻
@thebearheir.bsky.social
Nerd, shit poster, library worker. Likely to be found giving facts about animals http://ko-fi.com/thebearheir
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
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I do remember the articles about people being sad that they didn't live on Pandora, akin to the people who were bummed they didn't live in The Shire. Personally I would rather live in the Shire, as I'm short, usually barefoot, and don't want to get eaten by the local fauna.
It's interesting how this became the received wisdom on the Avatar movies, because shortly after the first one came out the content mills were desperately trying to make the case that it was somehow *uniquely* influential (remember the manufactured "Avatar depression causing suicides" narrative?).
December 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I do remember the articles about people being sad that they didn't live on Pandora, akin to the people who were bummed they didn't live in The Shire. Personally I would rather live in the Shire, as I'm short, usually barefoot, and don't want to get eaten by the local fauna.
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“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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Merry Christmas to all my followers who did not incur my wrath this year!
December 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Merry Christmas to all my followers who did not incur my wrath this year!
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, where the shadows lie, One Tim to rule them all, One Tim to find them, One Tim to bring them all, and in the darkness, bind them.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, blew up the Death Star.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has a machine gun now. Ho! Ho! Ho!
December 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, where the shadows lie, One Tim to rule them all, One Tim to find them, One Tim to bring them all, and in the darkness, bind them.
Waking up in your childhood bed on Christmas Day means waking up to a messed up back cause it’s been a shitty bed for well over a decade
December 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Waking up in your childhood bed on Christmas Day means waking up to a messed up back cause it’s been a shitty bed for well over a decade
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, because YES, THERE ARE RULES. AND YOU BROKE THEM. HOW DARE YOU! How DARE YOU!!
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, because what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, because he was a sandworm.
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, because YES, THERE ARE RULES. AND YOU BROKE THEM. HOW DARE YOU! How DARE YOU!!
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“What did you write in the letter?”
Frog said,"I wrote, ‘Dear Toad, I am glad that you are my best friend.
Your best friend, Frog.'”
Frog said,"I wrote, ‘Dear Toad, I am glad that you are my best friend.
Your best friend, Frog.'”
December 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“What did you write in the letter?”
Frog said,"I wrote, ‘Dear Toad, I am glad that you are my best friend.
Your best friend, Frog.'”
Frog said,"I wrote, ‘Dear Toad, I am glad that you are my best friend.
Your best friend, Frog.'”
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“he’s not in the epstein files — and when he is, no he’s not” is quite the comms strategy
December 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“he’s not in the epstein files — and when he is, no he’s not” is quite the comms strategy
How long will I last before getting into a fight with my family members
December 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
How long will I last before getting into a fight with my family members
Quote with four of your favourite holiday movies! ❄️☃️
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Quote with four of your favourite holiday movies! ❄️☃️
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
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lol. lmao.
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
lol. lmao.
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Have you considered having yourself a merry little Christmas? Our brochure here will show you how to let you heart be light. Come to our services to find out how from now on all our troubles will be out of sight!
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Have you considered having yourself a merry little Christmas? Our brochure here will show you how to let you heart be light. Come to our services to find out how from now on all our troubles will be out of sight!
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Getting the seasonal depression special at the drug store rn
December 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Getting the seasonal depression special at the drug store rn
Unless they’re ret conning the “I’m going to go back in time and completely destroy my entire character arc” I don’t want it
December 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Unless they’re ret conning the “I’m going to go back in time and completely destroy my entire character arc” I don’t want it
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Almost 3.5 years after walking into this building, today I walked out for the last time.
New branch incoming 2026
New branch incoming 2026
December 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Almost 3.5 years after walking into this building, today I walked out for the last time.
New branch incoming 2026
New branch incoming 2026
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roll a deception check with disadvantage
December 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
roll a deception check with disadvantage
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We’d like to share a remembrance for Betty Reid Soskin, the oldest serving National Park Service ranger in the country, who has passed away. Her life and work helped preserve history, expand whose stories are told, and inspire generations to come.
December 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
We’d like to share a remembrance for Betty Reid Soskin, the oldest serving National Park Service ranger in the country, who has passed away. Her life and work helped preserve history, expand whose stories are told, and inspire generations to come.