fart
thefroge64.bsky.social
fart
@thefroge64.bsky.social
the world's a roller coaster
and I am not strapped in
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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The media needs to connect these things.
January 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE USELESS TO DEAD CHILDREN!!
December 17, 2024 at 10:15 PM
A very hairy baby #cat
December 11, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 11:11 AM
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call me scooby doo the way i am ruhing and rohing
December 9, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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My five-year plan consists of "survive till the weekend".
December 5, 2024 at 6:50 AM
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senator, I just fucking farted
I heard this is a good place to talk about taxing the rich, breaking up big tech, and ending Washington corruption.
December 4, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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(ashamed) when i was a child my father had very little clout
December 2, 2024 at 10:40 PM
LMAOOOOO
if I was the CEO of UHC I would have simply denied the bullets prior authorization
December 4, 2024 at 9:29 PM
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Bringing 42 gas station hotdogs to the office potluck
December 4, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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Frogs make fine friends and even better bass players
December 1, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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the friends are the udders you milk along the way
November 23, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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Your daily frog is a double frog. Lucky you! It's a big fellow with his smol pal. I bet they have all sorts of fun adventures!
November 23, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get thrown out of a pet store
November 23, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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silent hill isn't silent anymore because i live there and i'm farting so bad
November 23, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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Some exciting personal news: I've just wedged myself into the small gap behind the dishwasher for reasons unclear even to me
November 22, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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My hooba could use a good stanking
November 22, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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u think michelle ever said "barry me" to barak
November 20, 2024 at 9:09 AM
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𝕏: "where'd all our users go?"

suspiciously butterfly shaped app:
November 19, 2024 at 2:14 AM
And for my first post enjoy a pretty baby #cat
November 22, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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I was pulling for Dr. Drake Ramoray
November 20, 2024 at 1:16 AM