Harry Simpson
@thehasbo.bsky.social
I got overexcited and followed too many people on here. Now I'm unfolding loads and feel bad.
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This bit made me lol.
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
This bit made me lol.
Just when you think this dinner party can't get worse...
this, from West Ham's Freddie Potts, is the single worst "five famous people you'd invite to dinner" I've ever seen
January 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Just when you think this dinner party can't get worse...
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When people do ask me why I would even consider voting Labour, given <waves at Downing Street>, I would reply that a large part of it is that every party to the left and right of them are giving me the signal that they I am a rube.
Admittedly, a big part of the Labour message is they hate me, but…
Admittedly, a big part of the Labour message is they hate me, but…
January 12, 2026 at 10:30 AM
When people do ask me why I would even consider voting Labour, given <waves at Downing Street>, I would reply that a large part of it is that every party to the left and right of them are giving me the signal that they I am a rube.
Admittedly, a big part of the Labour message is they hate me, but…
Admittedly, a big part of the Labour message is they hate me, but…
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I've made a medley of Diarrhoea songs! I've taken some of your "favourites" from the thread below, as well as added some new songs. youtu.be/qjvWPPhrNnU
January 12, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I've made a medley of Diarrhoea songs! I've taken some of your "favourites" from the thread below, as well as added some new songs. youtu.be/qjvWPPhrNnU
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Basic intellectual hygiene is when you see a screenshot of something where someone you disapprove of or dislike or think is evil or any of the above is doing something worth mocking, you should go check first. In this case, it appears she was answering an Iranian Harry Potter fan.
January 11, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Basic intellectual hygiene is when you see a screenshot of something where someone you disapprove of or dislike or think is evil or any of the above is doing something worth mocking, you should go check first. In this case, it appears she was answering an Iranian Harry Potter fan.
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January 11, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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BATMAN KERB DRILL (1967): Holy PIF! While on a promotional tour for Batman, Adam West filmed this road safety public information film for British kids, in character as the caped crusader, and it's every bit as wonderful as you'd expect.
January 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
BATMAN KERB DRILL (1967): Holy PIF! While on a promotional tour for Batman, Adam West filmed this road safety public information film for British kids, in character as the caped crusader, and it's every bit as wonderful as you'd expect.
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Fair play to Naomi, she always finds a new and interesting way to be bugfucking mental
January 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Fair play to Naomi, she always finds a new and interesting way to be bugfucking mental
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University Challenge should be undergraduates only
January 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
University Challenge should be undergraduates only
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Concerning. Looking in to this.
January 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Concerning. Looking in to this.
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In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.
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How likely is ‘likely’? Does ‘likely’ have a higher probability than ‘probable’? I put together a quick quiz so you can see how you interpret probability phrases, then see how you compare with others: probability.kucharski.io
January 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
How likely is ‘likely’? Does ‘likely’ have a higher probability than ‘probable’? I put together a quick quiz so you can see how you interpret probability phrases, then see how you compare with others: probability.kucharski.io
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Upset annoying acquaintances by commenting "AI slop" under pictures they share of their children.
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Upset annoying acquaintances by commenting "AI slop" under pictures they share of their children.
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I'm admittedly not great at keeping in contact with people. I found out at Christmas dinner with my family that my brother hasn't been talking to me for 2 years. I had no idea.
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I'm admittedly not great at keeping in contact with people. I found out at Christmas dinner with my family that my brother hasn't been talking to me for 2 years. I had no idea.
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Today is Pancake Day for anyone who’s lost track.
December 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Today is Pancake Day for anyone who’s lost track.
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (July)
December 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
2025 Headline of the Year nominee (July)
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It’s a fucking masterpiece
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It’s a fucking masterpiece
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Happy 9th birthday to the time my parents brought over wine in a plastic box because Mum was “increasingly wary of glass".
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Happy 9th birthday to the time my parents brought over wine in a plastic box because Mum was “increasingly wary of glass".
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This is the good shit ⤵️
December 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
This is the good shit ⤵️
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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Oh yeah yeah sure, “protect the kids” yadda yadda yadda, yeah, why should they get off Scott free and we have to wade through this sewer? Fucking little bastards
December 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Oh yeah yeah sure, “protect the kids” yadda yadda yadda, yeah, why should they get off Scott free and we have to wade through this sewer? Fucking little bastards
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Not sure how known it is, but I have a little online Arsenal shop & there are only a few days left to get your orders in time for Xmas day.
We have enamel badges, mugs, hoodies, jumpers, shirts, primarily focused on the Women's team
'87-N5 on Etsy
etsy.com/uk/shop/87toN5 ❤️🤍
We have enamel badges, mugs, hoodies, jumpers, shirts, primarily focused on the Women's team
'87-N5 on Etsy
etsy.com/uk/shop/87toN5 ❤️🤍
December 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Not sure how known it is, but I have a little online Arsenal shop & there are only a few days left to get your orders in time for Xmas day.
We have enamel badges, mugs, hoodies, jumpers, shirts, primarily focused on the Women's team
'87-N5 on Etsy
etsy.com/uk/shop/87toN5 ❤️🤍
We have enamel badges, mugs, hoodies, jumpers, shirts, primarily focused on the Women's team
'87-N5 on Etsy
etsy.com/uk/shop/87toN5 ❤️🤍