Kari in PDX
@themetatron.bsky.social
Gen X. Recovering librarian. Portlander (Oregon). Tired. Married to @dougmakingstuff.com.
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One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
The only reason I can think of to believe in heaven is that I’ll be reunited with my pets when I get there. RIP, sweetie.
January 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
The only reason I can think of to believe in heaven is that I’ll be reunited with my pets when I get there. RIP, sweetie.
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Such a happy surprise to find 22 new episodes across 2 series. 🙂
The host is Siobhán McSweeney. Best known as:
The host is Siobhán McSweeney. Best known as:
a nun says " you might want to think about wosing up "
ALT: a nun says " you might want to think about wosing up "
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January 7, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Such a happy surprise to find 22 new episodes across 2 series. 🙂
The host is Siobhán McSweeney. Best known as:
The host is Siobhán McSweeney. Best known as:
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Kabukitrek by Masao Okazaki
January 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Kabukitrek by Masao Okazaki
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Shout out to the top 5 ables in the world, veget, syll, valu, Lunch, and Les Miser.
January 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Shout out to the top 5 ables in the world, veget, syll, valu, Lunch, and Les Miser.
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Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”
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Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
The # 1 movie from when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go:
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December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The # 1 movie from when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go:
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It’s true! I LOVE THESE SHEEPS. Also to my #ofmd peeps, #rhysdarby is voicing one of the sheep (you can hear him in the trailer)
My wife absolutely adores this book (Three Bags Full by Leonie Swann) and is currently loving the sequel.
That's good cast, too!
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That's good cast, too!
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The Sheep Detectives | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s true! I LOVE THESE SHEEPS. Also to my #ofmd peeps, #rhysdarby is voicing one of the sheep (you can hear him in the trailer)
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I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.
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Me: I need you. I can’t go on without you. Why do you want to hurt me?
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Me: I need you. I can’t go on without you. Why do you want to hurt me?
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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my ten best movies of the 21st century:
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
my ten best movies of the 21st century:
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
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live each day like it was your last: paralyzed with indecision, watching the clock tick down, trying to think of what would give your life meaning as the sun falls below the horizon, but only managing to remember viral videos you saw twenty years ago
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
live each day like it was your last: paralyzed with indecision, watching the clock tick down, trying to think of what would give your life meaning as the sun falls below the horizon, but only managing to remember viral videos you saw twenty years ago
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return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi
May 12, 2023 at 2:50 AM
return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi
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when donald duck hits the public domain, you better believe I'm putting pants on him
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
when donald duck hits the public domain, you better believe I'm putting pants on him
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My name is Duck
And when I see
Some mallard lads
Who look like me
I join their crew
But no surprise
I stand out cos
I'm twice their size
And when I see
Some mallard lads
Who look like me
I join their crew
But no surprise
I stand out cos
I'm twice their size
Look at THIS absolute unit @themerl.bsky.social ... And I haven't even exaggerated his size to help sell stud rights!
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 AM
My name is Duck
And when I see
Some mallard lads
Who look like me
I join their crew
But no surprise
I stand out cos
I'm twice their size
And when I see
Some mallard lads
Who look like me
I join their crew
But no surprise
I stand out cos
I'm twice their size
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happy thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
happy thanksgiving!
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you’ve seen (stand by for me to age myself in 3, 2, 1):
Peter Gabriel
Barenaked Ladies
Poi Dog Pondering
U2
Cocteau Twins
Peter Gabriel
Barenaked Ladies
Poi Dog Pondering
U2
Cocteau Twins
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you’ve seen:
Muddy Waters
Ray Charles
Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention
Neville Brothers
Joni Mitchell
Muddy Waters
Ray Charles
Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention
Neville Brothers
Joni Mitchell
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you’ve seen:
Rick Springfield
Def Leppard
Alice Cooper
Lyle Lovett
Grace & Tony
Rick Springfield
Def Leppard
Alice Cooper
Lyle Lovett
Grace & Tony
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you’ve seen (stand by for me to age myself in 3, 2, 1):
Peter Gabriel
Barenaked Ladies
Poi Dog Pondering
U2
Cocteau Twins
Peter Gabriel
Barenaked Ladies
Poi Dog Pondering
U2
Cocteau Twins
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Best one yet 😂
And you may find yourself living in an Apostolic Palace
And you may find yourself in a city that's inside Rome
And you may find yourself behind the glass of a large Popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful cassock, with designer shoes
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
And you may find yourself in a city that's inside Rome
And you may find yourself behind the glass of a large Popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful cassock, with designer shoes
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Best one yet 😂
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Don't ever talk to me or my armful of cats again
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Don't ever talk to me or my armful of cats again