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the catchiest sex-ed BOP you will ever hear
December 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
the catchiest sex-ed BOP you will ever hear
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Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended https://theonion.com/unconventional-director-sets-shakespeare-play-in-time-1819569151/
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended https://theonion.com/unconventional-director-sets-shakespeare-play-in-time-1819569151/
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Thread. Reminds me of the person on reddit complaining that they had tried to outsource the writing of their romances to ChatGPT but it was taking more time to finish a project and was more annoying and asking for advice on how to streamline, but refusing to take "just do it yourself" for an answer.
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Thread. Reminds me of the person on reddit complaining that they had tried to outsource the writing of their romances to ChatGPT but it was taking more time to finish a project and was more annoying and asking for advice on how to streamline, but refusing to take "just do it yourself" for an answer.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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Anyone: How are you?
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Anyone: How are you?
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
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OMG. Apple is Catholic.
In 1582, a papal bull introduced the Gregorian calendar, still used today by most of the world. Because it’s 11 days ahead of the Julian calendar, countries introducing it simply skipped a third of October, and if you scroll back far enough in the iPhone calendar app you can see it change
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
OMG. Apple is Catholic.
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I only have 1 thing that has to be done today and I DO NOT WANT to do the thing
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I only have 1 thing that has to be done today and I DO NOT WANT to do the thing
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I would rather watch a fragment of underdone potato for two hours
Johnny Depp will reportedly play Ebenezer Scrooge in Ti West’s EBENEZER: A CHRISTMAS CAROL, with Andrea Riseborough (Possessor) also attached to star in the film.
‘Ebenezer: A Christmas Carol’ – Ti West Directing Dickens Tale With Johnny Depp as Scrooge
While Robert Eggers plans his own dark take on A Christmas Carol starring Willem Dafoe, Deadline reports that Ti West (X, Pearl, MaXXXine) is taking his own crack at the classic tale. Johnny Depp will...
bloody-disgusting.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I would rather watch a fragment of underdone potato for two hours
Whole house to clean, birthday cake to bake, dinner to make ...
And I'm between audiobooks
And I'm between audiobooks
October 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Whole house to clean, birthday cake to bake, dinner to make ...
And I'm between audiobooks
And I'm between audiobooks
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YOU NEED TO START OFF POSTS LIKE THIS BY SAYING THE PERSON IS ALIVE AND OK
Sir David Attenborough, the British documentarian and naturalist, became the oldest person to win a Daytime Emmy on Friday at age 99. He beat the record set last year by Dick Van Dyke. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/a...
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
YOU NEED TO START OFF POSTS LIKE THIS BY SAYING THE PERSON IS ALIVE AND OK
When the whiskey starts to taste like it's time to fight people about Britney Spears
October 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
When the whiskey starts to taste like it's time to fight people about Britney Spears
Has anyone else found Crave to be incredibly shitty lately? Like weeks of lagging and spinning wheels
October 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Has anyone else found Crave to be incredibly shitty lately? Like weeks of lagging and spinning wheels
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Certain celebrity deaths are harder to process than others because the person in question was so full of life and creativity and originality that you just assume it's never going to end.
October 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Certain celebrity deaths are harder to process than others because the person in question was so full of life and creativity and originality that you just assume it's never going to end.
I just made *no exaggeration* the BEST gravy I've ever had
October 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I just made *no exaggeration* the BEST gravy I've ever had
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I’m rewatching “True Blood” and I forgot that HBO used to be so slutty. What a time.
October 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m rewatching “True Blood” and I forgot that HBO used to be so slutty. What a time.
Remember being drunk and posting to livejournal? How fun was that??
September 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Remember being drunk and posting to livejournal? How fun was that??
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reading a book about how to be an effective father and literally nowhere in this book does it describe how to walk behind a sofa as if you are going down a flight of stairs
September 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
reading a book about how to be an effective father and literally nowhere in this book does it describe how to walk behind a sofa as if you are going down a flight of stairs
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I’m just a librarian, standing in front of some Brontë fans, telling them there will always be terrible book to movie adaptations and you don’t have to watch them.
September 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m just a librarian, standing in front of some Brontë fans, telling them there will always be terrible book to movie adaptations and you don’t have to watch them.
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I have been researching seed-oil psychos for Maintenance Phase and I love how they occasionally show signs of self-awareness
August 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I have been researching seed-oil psychos for Maintenance Phase and I love how they occasionally show signs of self-awareness
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We should ban cars on Halloween every year and expand from there
August 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We should ban cars on Halloween every year and expand from there
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i think the correct way to think about the lonely boy question is not "how do we reach out to incels?" but "how do we make sure that a teenage boy looking for romantic advice isn't flooded with right-wing propaganda?"
August 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i think the correct way to think about the lonely boy question is not "how do we reach out to incels?" but "how do we make sure that a teenage boy looking for romantic advice isn't flooded with right-wing propaganda?"