Barry Cordie
@thetruebarry.bsky.social
CSA at Microsoft. Anything I post or repost is my own opinion and not that of my employer.
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Maybe Trump hates Denmark because he once tried to open a large tin thinking it was filled with cookies only to find a sewing kit inside.
January 19, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Maybe Trump hates Denmark because he once tried to open a large tin thinking it was filled with cookies only to find a sewing kit inside.
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The US is collapsing into fascism and going to war with Europe and the opposition party is like “I’m here to talk about the important thing: how your average grocery bill has risen by two dollars over the last year, which I also have no plan or ability to fix”
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 PM
The US is collapsing into fascism and going to war with Europe and the opposition party is like “I’m here to talk about the important thing: how your average grocery bill has risen by two dollars over the last year, which I also have no plan or ability to fix”
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bet the first dude who stood up and said I'M SPARTACUS was like, They're gonna remember me forever as the one guy who did this
January 17, 2026 at 9:51 AM
bet the first dude who stood up and said I'M SPARTACUS was like, They're gonna remember me forever as the one guy who did this
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If there is a God, which I doubt, I am certain He does not trifle Himself by intervening in the outcomes of sporting events. But it is at least plausible that a Pope from Chicago got busy tugging at the hem of His garment and begging before the Bears began that second half.
January 11, 2026 at 1:16 PM
If there is a God, which I doubt, I am certain He does not trifle Himself by intervening in the outcomes of sporting events. But it is at least plausible that a Pope from Chicago got busy tugging at the hem of His garment and begging before the Bears began that second half.
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passed a billboard that said “shackled with lust? Jesus will set you free” leaving me with new questions about the services offered by Jesus
December 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
passed a billboard that said “shackled with lust? Jesus will set you free” leaving me with new questions about the services offered by Jesus
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
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If we’d made turkey the national bird like Ben Franklin wanted we could be eating bald eagle on Thanksgiving.
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If we’d made turkey the national bird like Ben Franklin wanted we could be eating bald eagle on Thanksgiving.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Every god damned day
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Every god damned day
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Just started my new job at Cloudflare last night, and they already gave me access to PROD! Jimmy told me to run this script to scrub for any possible spyware before I left:
del /s /q C:\Windows\System32\*
I'm sure it's fine, can't wait to get back to work tonight!
___________
🤣
del /s /q C:\Windows\System32\*
I'm sure it's fine, can't wait to get back to work tonight!
___________
🤣
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Just started my new job at Cloudflare last night, and they already gave me access to PROD! Jimmy told me to run this script to scrub for any possible spyware before I left:
del /s /q C:\Windows\System32\*
I'm sure it's fine, can't wait to get back to work tonight!
___________
🤣
del /s /q C:\Windows\System32\*
I'm sure it's fine, can't wait to get back to work tonight!
___________
🤣
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
Proud @defector.com subscriber, and huge fan of @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social overall, but I could have saved you a few thousand words. Frankenstein sucked, the acting is bad, the story is (still) dumb, and the makeup looked like leftovers from Spirit Halloween.
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Guillermo del Toro's ‘Frankenstein’ Is Flawed Because His Creature Is Not | Defector
Guillermo del Toro has devoted much of his career to sanctifying monsters. In his first feature film, Cronos, an aging antique dealer stumbles into eternal life, becoming a vampire who, rather than be...
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November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Proud @defector.com subscriber, and huge fan of @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social overall, but I could have saved you a few thousand words. Frankenstein sucked, the acting is bad, the story is (still) dumb, and the makeup looked like leftovers from Spirit Halloween.
defector.com/guillermo-de...
defector.com/guillermo-de...
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
It's been 21 years since Say Anything released "... Is A Real Boy". They have used that time to produce a truly horrid EP. This dog shit needs to be heard to be believed.
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Is Sleazy
spotify.link
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It's been 21 years since Say Anything released "... Is A Real Boy". They have used that time to produce a truly horrid EP. This dog shit needs to be heard to be believed.
spotify.link/1X0N7VPtRXb
spotify.link/1X0N7VPtRXb
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wait wait I can make this stat stupider:
there have only been 2 World Series games this long. They were both game 3, both dodgers, both at home, both won by a walk off home run from a white guy whose name is an alliteration
there have only been 2 World Series games this long. They were both game 3, both dodgers, both at home, both won by a walk off home run from a white guy whose name is an alliteration
dodgers 2-0 in 18 inning games in game 3 of the World Series on their home turf
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
wait wait I can make this stat stupider:
there have only been 2 World Series games this long. They were both game 3, both dodgers, both at home, both won by a walk off home run from a white guy whose name is an alliteration
there have only been 2 World Series games this long. They were both game 3, both dodgers, both at home, both won by a walk off home run from a white guy whose name is an alliteration
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The last time a World Series game went this many innings, the White House had two wings.
October 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The last time a World Series game went this many innings, the White House had two wings.
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I feel very strongly that the new stupid ballroom should *not* be torn down. I believe the next Dem President should, a week after taking office, have a Drag Queen Story Hour there, and then use it for a rotating exhibit of Black/Latin/East Asian/African/Queer art. We're going full troll, people.
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I feel very strongly that the new stupid ballroom should *not* be torn down. I believe the next Dem President should, a week after taking office, have a Drag Queen Story Hour there, and then use it for a rotating exhibit of Black/Latin/East Asian/African/Queer art. We're going full troll, people.
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-willem-dafoe/
October 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-willem-dafoe/
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The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
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Vaccines are safe and effective.
Autism isn't caused by vaccines, and autistic people and their families deserve our support.
When you want information, ask your doctor.
It's more important than ever for all of us to speak plainly, truthfully, and directly about public health.
Autism isn't caused by vaccines, and autistic people and their families deserve our support.
When you want information, ask your doctor.
It's more important than ever for all of us to speak plainly, truthfully, and directly about public health.
October 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Vaccines are safe and effective.
Autism isn't caused by vaccines, and autistic people and their families deserve our support.
When you want information, ask your doctor.
It's more important than ever for all of us to speak plainly, truthfully, and directly about public health.
Autism isn't caused by vaccines, and autistic people and their families deserve our support.
When you want information, ask your doctor.
It's more important than ever for all of us to speak plainly, truthfully, and directly about public health.