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Thunder Cardigan
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Reference goblin. Leftist. Full of rage.
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You know what grinds my gears,

When people park in the lane infront of a store instead of the parking lot because "they're only gonna be a minute".
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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As a species, have we considered going back to the sea
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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I feel like we’re living in a dystopian novel so dystopian that even if Huxley, Orwell and Bradbury had collaborated on a book, the three of them together couldn’t have dreamt this shit up.
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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If you're a soldier in the 11th Airborne Division being ordered to prep for deployment to Minnesota or Greenland, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status.

Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
January 19, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Everyone knows babies heads are too big but nobody does anything about it
January 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Standing out in #Minneapolis demonstrations are whistles blaring.

Prepared outdoor enthusiasts carry “survival whistles” for safety.

A standard referee whistle hits 113 decibels.

A survival whistle hits 120 db.

Some even hit 150 db.

Consider adding a survival whistle to your outdoor safety kit.
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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when you protect your peace so hard you don’t even have an emergency contact anymore.
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Instead of a nation of laws we are a nation of flaws.
January 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Billie Eilish asked an important question: "If you’re a billionaire, why are you a billionaire?"

There are FIVE ways to accumulate a billion dollars:

1) Profiting from a monopoly
2) Insider-trading
3) Political payoffs
4) Fraud
5) Inheritance

Billionaires are the result of a failed system.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Love this so much. 💜
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I’ve seen this shared several times with the header and footer not visible, so you can’t see the artists’s name.

Credit: Leo the Alien — alienyrox on redbubble and other platforms.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Yes and also yes.
in unrelated news, who's ready for a general strike?
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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It’s Sunday… so a Bible verse for you to share with Christians who need a reminder (like Congress):

Matthew 35-40

35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in,
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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America, you rock.
October 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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The library reference department legal section can be used as a weapon.
October 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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an extinction level event would fix me
October 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Any response other than an immediate "fuck you, make me" is an indication your institution is already ok with fascism, and is now just haggling over the price.
April 20, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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luckily even if the rapture does happen it won’t impact bluesky at all because nobody on this website is going to heaven
September 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I for one am not at all worried that the most powerful people on earth have optimized my society and my brain to be ultra-reliant on the misery machine we keep in our pockets.
September 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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telling my boss I’m going to fuck up roughly 30% of the time and it’s math’s fault
September 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Remember that MLK said America suffers not just from "the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people."
September 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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can i, for once in my millennial life, live in precedented times? ffs
September 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Alexa, stop the world, I want to get off.
August 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM