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Fed, Family Man, former gurlhurler, whiskey 1 tango Juliet kilo.
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Everyone's Gram got one of these jawns packed with buttons and knicknacks but the cookies themselves are fire and don't get nearly enough love. $5 for this tin at Food 4 Less. Baller time.
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I love a reader who takes one of my books out of the library as much as someone who buys the book. The latter is crucial to my financial well being, but both readers are vital because of their attention!
“As prices for streaming subscriptions continue to soar and finding movies to watch, new and old, is becoming harder as the number of streaming services continues to grow, people are turning to the unexpected last stronghold of physical media: the public library.”
The Last Video Rental Store Is Your Public Library
Audio-visual librarians are quietly amassing large physical media collections amid the IP disputes threatening select availability.
www.404media.co
December 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Bofa was already booked
Sent picture of Nutsa to wife.

WIFE: Nutsa?
2-YEAR-OLD: It is NOT a Nutsa.

So there you have it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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All hail the return of King Marmalard
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.

This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Listen. In 2026, Joe Flacco just should be the official NFL all-time QB. If your QB suffers a season-ending injury, you should be able to sign Flacco for up to four games and pay him the pro-rated franchise tag. Just make this easier for everyone involved.
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social , per your new Rec Diffs, a catholic once told me, “INRI” above Jesus stands for, “I’m nailed right in.”
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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If your appointment is invalid, you never had the job in the first place.
Just legal Calvinball. Obviously lawless.
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Can't believe our tax dollars are going to be spent settling the upcoming exorbitant defamation suit with Sabrina Carpenter, but maybe this is just how public arts funding is going to work now.
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.

The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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never in my life have I been more sure somebody was lying
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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um okay? Appreciate the candor?
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I'm 100% in favor of paywalls you gotta pay for your news you gotta pay the workers but I think some stories should not be paywalled and I feel like things like food recalls or imminent nuclear strikes absolutely should be free
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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My timeline. Thank you Bluesky
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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god this makes me nervous just looking at it
Championship scenario flowchart by (u/foursevens)

redd.it/1pbp2gl

#F1 #Formula1 #AbuDhabiGP
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Finally back from the Bluesky bad place, aka Mississippi, where I couldn’t read anything. Weak.
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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When a news outlet puts a reckless, undocumented claim by the Trump regime in the main headline and puts medical experts’ pushback in the smaller type, it’s making a choice. And not a good one.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social spent the weekend with my sibling, and told one about your old roommate and his cat, because I found it funny how my sister would so easily call things Bougie.

Then this occurred in our siblings group chat. You’re the accented voice to, “Oh Bougie.”
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Gunners got that whole other mentality. Don't need to worry about anything but hitting the guy with the ball as hard as possible. What a play.
No. 38 is Alijah Clark, an undrafted free agent on the Cowboys, and this won Dallas the game. A+ effort.
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM