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wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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I've heard this conversation a dozen times this month.

Person 1: You notice how The Grinch is everywhere this year?
Person 2: Yeah, there must be another movie coming out.

There isn't. The last Grinch media was the NBC musical in 2020. No reason other than the oldest reason in marketing: sex sells
December 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I’ve done some catalogue searching and am fairly confident in saying that 5/10 titles in this list do not exist (1, 2, 4, 5 and 7).
Sloppy, unacceptable, and a real kick in the guts to real authors with real books they’d love people to buy and read!
#4 sounds like a lovely book but I didn't write it. Have had whānau up and down the country send me clippings lol
Whoever put together this list that has been circulated to regional papers, didn't fact check.
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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David Seymour should be voted out just for allowing TV advertising on Christmas day
December 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Cunk spittin Christmas cheer
December 20, 2024 at 12:48 PM
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Just stood in my kitchenette and ate 7 pieces of buttered bread in a row, NEVER kill yourself!!!
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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I’m not certain if there’s a big #nzpol community on here, but if there is:

Last night I finally launched my web tool to track when this Parliament has gone into urgency, and which bills were affected by it.

Takeaways:
Urgency sessions: 19
Bills: 104

See the stats: nzpt.cjs.nz
How long has the New Zealand Government spend in Urgency?
The NZ Govt has passed 104 bills under urgency! See all the stats for free!
nzpt.cjs.nz
December 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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I appreciate this graphic issued by the NZ Central Sikh Association in response to the Destiny racists for its inspiring message of anti-discrimination, mutual aid and unity across ethnic & faith communities, and also its subtle reminder that Sikhs are known badasses so why would you fuck with them.
December 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Congrats to Australia, this is really cool!
report.cervicalcancercontrol.org.au
December 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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went pretty quickly from not doing military to doing specifically military contracts

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
Rocket Lab wins huge US contract worth $1.7 billion for missile defence satellites system
Rocket Lab will deliver satellites designed for missile warning, to provide global detection and tracking of emerging threats, including of hypersonic systems.
www.stuff.co.nz
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Even though it’s unenforceable, as of today it is illegal to prescribe puberty blockers to a trans child in Aotearoa. We now know that the Ministry recommended against this, that no one asked for it, and no one thought it was a good idea except for cabinet. This ban is a stain on our history.
December 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I'm an "A.i." abolitionist.

No consumer-facing LLMs or generative "A.i." in anything.

Sure, machine learning in science and a few other limited applications is fine.

But consumer-facing LLMs and generative "A.i." that are based on theft, push disinfo, and can be manipulated by billionaires?

No.
July 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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McSkimming gets 9 months home detention. Oh and a discount for a guilty plea, remorse and "previous good character" which, come the fuck on now.
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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When one girl finished her run in their flight simulator: “The smile on her face was huge. She stepped away and said she wanted to be the first Māori wahine in space."

thespinoff.co.nz/atea/17-12-2...
How a Māori-led space centre is rethinking Aotearoa’s place in the sky
'Going to space is not just a rite of passage, it comes with a huge responsibility to ensure that it’s looked after because our lives depend on it.'
thespinoff.co.nz
December 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Bsky might me the last place where I can safely post my art without trolls accusing me of using AI in the comments.

Probably because hardly anyone comments, but...so far, so good 😅
December 16, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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the average person swallows around eight Santas in their sleep every year
December 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Chris Hipkins is correct, if all you want is a change of government, you can vote for Labour

But if you want a *meaningful* change of government .......
December 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I think this is possibly the first time anyone has been described as "life of the party" and "God fearing" in the same sentence
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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THEY DID THE MEME
THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM