Yonic Sinner
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do u think a muppet ever let out a small moan when ol jimmy henny slipped his fist in
January 30, 2026 at 12:42 AM
do u think a muppet ever let out a small moan when ol jimmy henny slipped his fist in
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I’m on a windswept moor building a little cairn and I’m muttering to myself “wait til they get a load of this shit. this is straight fire. This one’s gonna make em bark” and then after the spring thaw some guy from the next valley goes up there and is like “hell yeah dude”
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m on a windswept moor building a little cairn and I’m muttering to myself “wait til they get a load of this shit. this is straight fire. This one’s gonna make em bark” and then after the spring thaw some guy from the next valley goes up there and is like “hell yeah dude”
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I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
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January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
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bad week 2026 day 19 - 4 very rude dogs
January 29, 2026 at 7:58 PM
bad week 2026 day 19 - 4 very rude dogs
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i’m not immune to propaganda so i don’t look at that stuff. i only look at horses
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 AM
i’m not immune to propaganda so i don’t look at that stuff. i only look at horses
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Answering the door holding a sword with an oven mitt so the person knows the sword is also hot
January 29, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Answering the door holding a sword with an oven mitt so the person knows the sword is also hot
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i saw jeanne shaheen shotgun a bottle of robitussin like it was a 12oz beer. opened it from the side with her keys in my shower but it still made a huge mess.
January 29, 2026 at 6:48 AM
i saw jeanne shaheen shotgun a bottle of robitussin like it was a 12oz beer. opened it from the side with her keys in my shower but it still made a huge mess.
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The movie “Sinners” is not only really good, but a great reminder that you should never invite anyone inside.
January 25, 2026 at 9:51 AM
The movie “Sinners” is not only really good, but a great reminder that you should never invite anyone inside.
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Mr bean is short for Mysterious bean
January 28, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Mr bean is short for Mysterious bean
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what is ronald mcdonald's deal, he's a clown but that doesn't explain why is he god emperor of burgers
January 28, 2026 at 7:52 AM
what is ronald mcdonald's deal, he's a clown but that doesn't explain why is he god emperor of burgers
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It seems to me that the time is ripe for a Bluesky thread about how—and maybe even why—to befriend crows.
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August 20, 2023 at 1:55 AM
It seems to me that the time is ripe for a Bluesky thread about how—and maybe even why—to befriend crows.
(1/n)
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Do you hear that? she asks.
Snowplow won’t come here, I say.
I mean, eventually it will, she says. Probably pretty soon, actually.
Hope is indifferent to us, I say. Why should we waste our efforts on it?
Snowplow won’t come here, I say.
I mean, eventually it will, she says. Probably pretty soon, actually.
Hope is indifferent to us, I say. Why should we waste our efforts on it?
The Road (Has Not Been Plowed in Thirty-Two Hours)
When I wake on the couch in the early evening darkness, I reach out to touch the laptop. A ghost habit, leftover from a time when the battery was s...
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January 26, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Do you hear that? she asks.
Snowplow won’t come here, I say.
I mean, eventually it will, she says. Probably pretty soon, actually.
Hope is indifferent to us, I say. Why should we waste our efforts on it?
Snowplow won’t come here, I say.
I mean, eventually it will, she says. Probably pretty soon, actually.
Hope is indifferent to us, I say. Why should we waste our efforts on it?
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THERAPIST: how have you been?
ME: so, for this recipe, you need a corn tortilla, a slice of salami, a chunk of cheese & a dill pickle. first, place the meat & cheese onto the tortilla. microwave for 30 secs. then place the pickle onto the meat cheese pile. roll & enjoy. I call this "Pickle Tube."
ME: so, for this recipe, you need a corn tortilla, a slice of salami, a chunk of cheese & a dill pickle. first, place the meat & cheese onto the tortilla. microwave for 30 secs. then place the pickle onto the meat cheese pile. roll & enjoy. I call this "Pickle Tube."
January 27, 2026 at 12:40 PM
THERAPIST: how have you been?
ME: so, for this recipe, you need a corn tortilla, a slice of salami, a chunk of cheese & a dill pickle. first, place the meat & cheese onto the tortilla. microwave for 30 secs. then place the pickle onto the meat cheese pile. roll & enjoy. I call this "Pickle Tube."
ME: so, for this recipe, you need a corn tortilla, a slice of salami, a chunk of cheese & a dill pickle. first, place the meat & cheese onto the tortilla. microwave for 30 secs. then place the pickle onto the meat cheese pile. roll & enjoy. I call this "Pickle Tube."
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Worst part of my job as a murder hole in the castle gatehouse is probably when they pour all of the boiling oil through my opening
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Worst part of my job as a murder hole in the castle gatehouse is probably when they pour all of the boiling oil through my opening
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Do you reckon he's heaven-bound
January 26, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Do you reckon he's heaven-bound
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
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let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
August 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
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January 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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I will defeat this snowstorm with reason and logic
January 25, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I will defeat this snowstorm with reason and logic
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When the fellowship finds Balin's tomb, there's a book someone was writing about everything that happened when they all died. Would be better if it was a catty burn book about all the other dwarves, like from mean girls. "Balin's wife has a beard longer than his dick. Hold on brb, drums in the deep"
January 25, 2026 at 8:44 AM
When the fellowship finds Balin's tomb, there's a book someone was writing about everything that happened when they all died. Would be better if it was a catty burn book about all the other dwarves, like from mean girls. "Balin's wife has a beard longer than his dick. Hold on brb, drums in the deep"
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Dr. Kelson:
January 24, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Dr. Kelson:
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Yf Christopher Nolan were trulye serious about makinge a filme of *The Odyssey* he wolde chaunge the L yn hys last name to M
January 24, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Yf Christopher Nolan were trulye serious about makinge a filme of *The Odyssey* he wolde chaunge the L yn hys last name to M
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