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"If you try hard, and you never give up, and you never stop running, they'll never catch you."
~Jonathan Floor, CEO
~Jonathan Floor, CEO
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ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
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no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
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If he gets hit by sugar next, he'll legally have to register as a cake.
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If he gets hit by sugar next, he'll legally have to register as a cake.
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I have seen way too many takes lately that boil down to "EBT should only buy you unflavored soy slurry, and if you're caught smiling while eating it, the cops should beat you up."
November 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I have seen way too many takes lately that boil down to "EBT should only buy you unflavored soy slurry, and if you're caught smiling while eating it, the cops should beat you up."
Men love to listen to podcasts where other men tell them what kind of men women like
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Men love to listen to podcasts where other men tell them what kind of men women like
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note to incoming bluesky users: you MUST bring your own joke understandings. members and staff are NOT responsible for explaining what, how, and why jokes are
October 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
note to incoming bluesky users: you MUST bring your own joke understandings. members and staff are NOT responsible for explaining what, how, and why jokes are
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
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You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
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why is it so embarrassing when you don't have a specific item in your house. like I've gone 20 years without needing a wire stripper, but now dad's friend Keith is asking if I have one and I'm standing here like a wire-stripperless chump
October 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
why is it so embarrassing when you don't have a specific item in your house. like I've gone 20 years without needing a wire stripper, but now dad's friend Keith is asking if I have one and I'm standing here like a wire-stripperless chump
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I wish I was as tired at 1.30am as I am at 4.30pm.
October 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I wish I was as tired at 1.30am as I am at 4.30pm.
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Checking out my war-ravaged neighborhood here in SE Portland this morning. Everyone stay safe out there.
October 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Checking out my war-ravaged neighborhood here in SE Portland this morning. Everyone stay safe out there.
I just noticed Sluggo is sleeping on a couch. My poor ass slept on a couch every winter for 15 years (we didn't have heat in the bedrooms). Great observational detail, Bushmiller, 10/10
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 11,1954
October 11,1954
October 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I just noticed Sluggo is sleeping on a couch. My poor ass slept on a couch every winter for 15 years (we didn't have heat in the bedrooms). Great observational detail, Bushmiller, 10/10
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why do they call it portland, maine? it's on the wrong side of the country for that, it should be starboardland
October 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
why do they call it portland, maine? it's on the wrong side of the country for that, it should be starboardland
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without acne Id be unstoppable
September 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
without acne Id be unstoppable
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Every time someone says, "I used ChatGPT to help with this," I immediately assume they suck.
September 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Every time someone says, "I used ChatGPT to help with this," I immediately assume they suck.
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"there's no word for [x] in [language spoken by group i am condescending to]" is always a terrible sapir-whorf bullshit move that i hate, but this is far and away the funniest word you could do this with for arabic www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...
September 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"there's no word for [x] in [language spoken by group i am condescending to]" is always a terrible sapir-whorf bullshit move that i hate, but this is far and away the funniest word you could do this with for arabic www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...
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To be clear, this is also political violence.
BREAKING: At least 2 students shot at Evergreen High School, Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office says
At least 2 students shot at Evergreen High School, Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office says
At least two students were shot Wednesday at Evergreen High School, the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office said. This is a developing story that will be updated.
coloradosun.com
September 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
To be clear, this is also political violence.
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standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,
September 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,
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Metaphors are a lens that color how you see the real ideas. Only using one metaphor to help conceive of an idea causes you not see the full picture. Metaphors are a funnel that distill the true ideas. Metaphors are a mirage that make you think you have the right idea. Metaphors are a dancing monkey
August 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Metaphors are a lens that color how you see the real ideas. Only using one metaphor to help conceive of an idea causes you not see the full picture. Metaphors are a funnel that distill the true ideas. Metaphors are a mirage that make you think you have the right idea. Metaphors are a dancing monkey
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Can you imagine if people had nine lives like a cat? MMA fighters would kill each other for real. Also various other elements of society would surely be different as well
August 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Can you imagine if people had nine lives like a cat? MMA fighters would kill each other for real. Also various other elements of society would surely be different as well
Does Jeff Vandermeer know about this? 🤨
The rabbits – also nicknamed “Frankenstein bunnies” – with their bizarre “horns” were once the stuff of ancient folklore. #world #north #america
Colorado ‘zombie rabbit’ sightings spook the internet
The rabbits – also nicknamed “Frankenstein bunnies” – with their bizarre “horns” were once the stuff of ancient folklore. #world #north #america
www.theage.com.au
August 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Does Jeff Vandermeer know about this? 🤨
There's a Telugu person working at the Onion, Tollywood supremacy, we have people everywhere
Fox News Decries Woke Casting Of Indian Man As Star Of ‘Sankranthiki Vasthunam’
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Fox News Decries Woke Casting Of Indian Man As Star Of ‘Sankranthiki Vasthunam’
NEW YORK—Arguing that producers should consider their audience before catering to the whims of the “woke internet mob,” Fox News host Jesse Watters decried Tuesday the casting of an Indian man in the lead role of the film Sankranthiki Vasthunam. “I don’t know about you, but I like my Tollywood films all-American,” said a visibly […]
theonion.com
August 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
There's a Telugu person working at the Onion, Tollywood supremacy, we have people everywhere