Tyler D
@tydye.bsky.social
Twitter survivor (he/him) Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
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It’s time for one staffer with nothing to lose to just dump everything online. You will be a hero forever. We will put up statues. Someone will write folk songs about you.
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It’s time for one staffer with nothing to lose to just dump everything online. You will be a hero forever. We will put up statues. Someone will write folk songs about you.
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.001 milliseconds after it dawns on me that I’ve been ignoring/supporting a genocide: most important thing now is no scolding about this
July 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
.001 milliseconds after it dawns on me that I’ve been ignoring/supporting a genocide: most important thing now is no scolding about this
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you merely adopted the sadness; I was born in it, molded by it
May 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
you merely adopted the sadness; I was born in it, molded by it
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I think the first words I would say coming out of a coma would be, “no please not this again.”
May 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I think the first words I would say coming out of a coma would be, “no please not this again.”
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to think none of this would be happening if ernest hadn't saved christmas
December 24, 2024 at 12:23 AM
to think none of this would be happening if ernest hadn't saved christmas
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[alphabet committee]
boss: okay what comes after V
designer: two Vs kissing
boss: what
designer: then two Vs doing it
boss: wait
designer: then a V with a huge dong
boss:
designer: two Vs 69ing
boss: okay what comes after V
designer: two Vs kissing
boss: what
designer: then two Vs doing it
boss: wait
designer: then a V with a huge dong
boss:
designer: two Vs 69ing
October 18, 2023 at 5:08 PM
[alphabet committee]
boss: okay what comes after V
designer: two Vs kissing
boss: what
designer: then two Vs doing it
boss: wait
designer: then a V with a huge dong
boss:
designer: two Vs 69ing
boss: okay what comes after V
designer: two Vs kissing
boss: what
designer: then two Vs doing it
boss: wait
designer: then a V with a huge dong
boss:
designer: two Vs 69ing
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CHARLIE BROWN: happy holidays!
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wampwahwahwah
CHARLIE BROWN: it’s not a war on Christmas, it’s just respecting people who celebrate other holidays
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wahwahwampwah
CHARLIE BROWN: no, Jesus wasn’t white
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wampwahwahwah
CHARLIE BROWN: it’s not a war on Christmas, it’s just respecting people who celebrate other holidays
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wahwahwampwah
CHARLIE BROWN: no, Jesus wasn’t white
December 21, 2024 at 3:39 AM
CHARLIE BROWN: happy holidays!
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wampwahwahwah
CHARLIE BROWN: it’s not a war on Christmas, it’s just respecting people who celebrate other holidays
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wahwahwampwah
CHARLIE BROWN: no, Jesus wasn’t white
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wampwahwahwah
CHARLIE BROWN: it’s not a war on Christmas, it’s just respecting people who celebrate other holidays
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wahwahwampwah
CHARLIE BROWN: no, Jesus wasn’t white
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Your dumb ass thinks you're going to catch me under a glass, slide a magazine under the bottom, and release my ass outside. Wrong bonzo. You're going to have to kill me.
December 4, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Your dumb ass thinks you're going to catch me under a glass, slide a magazine under the bottom, and release my ass outside. Wrong bonzo. You're going to have to kill me.
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Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
November 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
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When life hands you lemons just hand them back. No one said you couldn’t hand them back.
December 5, 2023 at 5:18 AM
When life hands you lemons just hand them back. No one said you couldn’t hand them back.
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but doctor i am pagliacci!
doctor: oh my bad. clown chemotherapy then
doctor: oh my bad. clown chemotherapy then
September 16, 2023 at 3:05 PM
but doctor i am pagliacci!
doctor: oh my bad. clown chemotherapy then
doctor: oh my bad. clown chemotherapy then
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if they accidentally put an onion ring in my fries, i stroll up to the counter & say “lookingg for thiss?” while twirling it around my finger
June 11, 2023 at 6:07 AM
if they accidentally put an onion ring in my fries, i stroll up to the counter & say “lookingg for thiss?” while twirling it around my finger
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maybe we will be spoons in the same drawer in the next life
July 18, 2023 at 4:27 AM
maybe we will be spoons in the same drawer in the next life
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Wow, nice gains. Ill-gotten?
July 3, 2023 at 12:54 PM
Wow, nice gains. Ill-gotten?
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date: I come from a broken home
bob the builder: *biting lip* how broken
bob the builder: *biting lip* how broken
July 12, 2023 at 2:00 AM
date: I come from a broken home
bob the builder: *biting lip* how broken
bob the builder: *biting lip* how broken
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Reminding myself that I deserve good things as a prank. Communicating what I need as a joke. Asserting my boundaries as a bit. Refusing to accept less than I am worthy of because it would be funny.
July 12, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Reminding myself that I deserve good things as a prank. Communicating what I need as a joke. Asserting my boundaries as a bit. Refusing to accept less than I am worthy of because it would be funny.
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"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer" is exactly what your enemies who are in love with you want you to do.
July 11, 2023 at 8:24 PM
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer" is exactly what your enemies who are in love with you want you to do.