@typair.bsky.social
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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ME: careful there is a bee on that tree lim
WIFE: limb has a b at the end
ME: i literally just said that diane
WIFE: limb has a b at the end
ME: i literally just said that diane
August 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
ME: careful there is a bee on that tree lim
WIFE: limb has a b at the end
ME: i literally just said that diane
WIFE: limb has a b at the end
ME: i literally just said that diane
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
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this probably goes without saying but the stories that make you seethe with rage are best contemplated in moderation and not for an entire day straight. i see resist accounts on here that retweet 50 pieces of awful news every hour as if the human heart can hold all that shit safely. take breaks
April 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
this probably goes without saying but the stories that make you seethe with rage are best contemplated in moderation and not for an entire day straight. i see resist accounts on here that retweet 50 pieces of awful news every hour as if the human heart can hold all that shit safely. take breaks
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Does anyone else feel like a lot of people are starting to move away from smartphones/constant internet & news cycle?
April 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Does anyone else feel like a lot of people are starting to move away from smartphones/constant internet & news cycle?
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i don't get ewesky. all the bleets are like "baby sheep, never shorn." i just don't get it
April 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i don't get ewesky. all the bleets are like "baby sheep, never shorn." i just don't get it
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RFK Jr: Autistic kids are a tragedy. They'll never pay taxes, never hold down a job, never contribute anything to society
Autistic kids:
Autistic kids:
April 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
RFK Jr: Autistic kids are a tragedy. They'll never pay taxes, never hold down a job, never contribute anything to society
Autistic kids:
Autistic kids:
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Easter WrestleMania. Can I tell you about someone who beat the three count
April 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Easter WrestleMania. Can I tell you about someone who beat the three count
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starter packs and suggested accounts aren't enough. i want bluesky to show me users who buy similar groceries
April 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
starter packs and suggested accounts aren't enough. i want bluesky to show me users who buy similar groceries
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it's not looking good folks
April 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
it's not looking good folks
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[At a clothing store]
Clerk: What size are you?
Me: I’m not sure. My late wife used to buy all my clothes.
Clerk: Maybe try a medium?
Me: Yes… or perhaps a séance.
Clerk: What size are you?
Me: I’m not sure. My late wife used to buy all my clothes.
Clerk: Maybe try a medium?
Me: Yes… or perhaps a séance.
March 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
[At a clothing store]
Clerk: What size are you?
Me: I’m not sure. My late wife used to buy all my clothes.
Clerk: Maybe try a medium?
Me: Yes… or perhaps a séance.
Clerk: What size are you?
Me: I’m not sure. My late wife used to buy all my clothes.
Clerk: Maybe try a medium?
Me: Yes… or perhaps a séance.
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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mimes can't use "hey siri" and i think that's even sadder than the vampire thing
April 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
mimes can't use "hey siri" and i think that's even sadder than the vampire thing
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dunning-kruger? no, i think coffee pods are bad for the environment
April 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
dunning-kruger? no, i think coffee pods are bad for the environment
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same pee different balls
April 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
same pee different balls
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after a setback like this, i imagine elon just has to sit down and decompress and have someone else play video games
April 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
after a setback like this, i imagine elon just has to sit down and decompress and have someone else play video games
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Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
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The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
March 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
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Security Expert Agrees Vote Tabulators Hacked
open.substack.com/pub/tinfoilm...
open.substack.com/pub/tinfoilm...
Security Expert Agrees Vote Tabulators Hacked
Update #2 | Election security pro Stephen Spoonamore confirms plot, explains
open.substack.com
March 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Security Expert Agrees Vote Tabulators Hacked
open.substack.com/pub/tinfoilm...
open.substack.com/pub/tinfoilm...
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Why am I getting ads for clavicle shortening surgery? I love having broad shoulders! It’s the coats and button down shirts who should change!
March 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Why am I getting ads for clavicle shortening surgery? I love having broad shoulders! It’s the coats and button down shirts who should change!
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What the fuck
Donald Trump: "Schumer is a Palestinian as far as I am concerned. He has become a Palestinian. He used to be Jewish. He is not Jewish anymore. He is a Palestinian."
March 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
What the fuck
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seven39
Social media that's only open from 7:39pm to 10:39pm EST
www.seven39.com
March 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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i showed my kids The Matrix for the first time tonight and the main takeaway was that the leather duster/sunglasses combo neo and trinity wear in the lobby sequence was "giving". so we'll be keeping an eye on that moving forward for sure. for sure.
March 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i showed my kids The Matrix for the first time tonight and the main takeaway was that the leather duster/sunglasses combo neo and trinity wear in the lobby sequence was "giving". so we'll be keeping an eye on that moving forward for sure. for sure.