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denim vest librarian of the twin cities (he/him)
there’s video of ICE’s newest murder on reddit now
January 24, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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Amount of time network evening newscasts devoted to reporting on today’s protests and general strike in MN (not including coverage ICE actions or their attempts to spin)

ABC: 45 seconds
NBC: 20 seconds
CBS: 15 seconds
PBS: 2 minutes, 20 seconds
January 24, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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The important lesson for the Feds to take away from this is that if anyone interfered with their operations this afternoon, or tracked them, there's a minimum of this much still in reserve.
Photo of anti-ICE rally and march in downtown Mpls in frigid weather.
Haven’t heard crowd size estimates yet.
www.mprnews.org for live updates.
January 23, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Someone should ask Walz, Frey, et al why they are sending cops to arrest clergy instead of protecting 5 year olds from ICE
As clergy pray, arrests begin
January 23, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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spoon & stable in a general strike. do you know what you’ve done
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure
January 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM
don’t get the discord subpoenaed, don’t get the discord subpoenaed
Q: Do you have any moral or ethical qualms about detaining a five-year-old on his way back from preschool?

Border Patrol Chief Bovino: I've got no qualms about making America a safer place
January 22, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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submitted to me: a photo of a border patrol agent retching and spitting after they gassed themselves by mueller park in minneapolis yesterday
January 22, 2026 at 5:10 PM
looking very healthy, mr president
January 22, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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it's in the public domain now. We could publish this
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Re ICE actrocities in MN, I’ve already said that lately I feel consistently angrier than I’ve ever felt in my long life.

But I also feel absolutely heartsick. That poor little 5-year old baby kidnapped, imagining how scared he was…

I know many of you feel the same. Love and solidarity to you.
January 22, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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Minnesota should secede and I'm not even kidding anymore. Illinois, Wisconsin, and Michigan can come, too.
January 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
whipped dog tim walz: well they probably took the bait or something…
Currently on the homepage of Strib dot com
January 21, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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They're not abducting your neighbors to distract you from the fact that they're pedophiles. They're abducting your neighbors and also they are pedophiles.
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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ICE is an evil institution steeped in violence and hate that must be defunded and abolished for democracy to survive.
Scenes from occupied Minneapolis: "3 SUVs ICE officers driving down 21st to 42nd street. The ice officer rolled down his window and took a photo of me and said 'I got you motherfucker'. I am just a home owner going outside to see what was going on."
January 21, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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4th estate found dead in a ditch
Right on cue, here are the push alerts from the 3 major newspapers lmao
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
funniest resolution to last night would have been the replacement plane disintegrating over the atlantic
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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They can kidnap you, they can shoot you dead in the street, they can terrorize your neighbors and threaten World War 3, and the Democrats will always sign the check.
Congress clinches $1.2T funding deal for DHS, Pentagon, domestic agencies
House and Senate leaders are trying to clear the package before the Jan. 30 shutdown deadline.
www.politico.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:01 PM
erika kirk is going to unleash poison gas on this crowd halfway through like the joker
Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.
January 20, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:01 AM