Vancity Meggi 🇨🇦
@vancitymeggi.bsky.social
Navigating mid-life, motherhood, and being fabulous! Adulting hard… hot flashing harder.
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Westcoastgurl / Meg-alicious on Twitter 2012-2014
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Westcoastgurl / Meg-alicious on Twitter 2012-2014
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Actually, your email finds me eating a rotisserie chicken with my bare hands at 4am.
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The internet would be so much better if everyone was just cool to each other & also posted more vids of animals eating corn on the cob
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The internet would be so much better if everyone was just cool to each other & also posted more vids of animals eating corn on the cob
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sorry everyone, the epstein files won't be released today, nobody in the administration can figure out how to export a PDF
December 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
sorry everyone, the epstein files won't be released today, nobody in the administration can figure out how to export a PDF
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decades-long manhunt finally ends
May 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
decades-long manhunt finally ends
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if you can't handle me at the airport, you don't deserve me at the beach.
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
if you can't handle me at the airport, you don't deserve me at the beach.
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“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
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My wish for peace on earth specifically refers to the conflict between my bladder and the distance to the main-floor bathroom.
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My wish for peace on earth specifically refers to the conflict between my bladder and the distance to the main-floor bathroom.
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a christmas parade but it’s going the speed limit
December 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
a christmas parade but it’s going the speed limit
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Making my dog carry a bag of my poop around the neighborhood for a change
May 19, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Making my dog carry a bag of my poop around the neighborhood for a change
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Sesame Street taught me to count to twelve, but in the most dramatic way possible
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Sesame Street taught me to count to twelve, but in the most dramatic way possible
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I don't celebrate Halloween since the night dad was climbing down the chimney dressed as a sexy chimney sweep and slipped & broke his neck.
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I don't celebrate Halloween since the night dad was climbing down the chimney dressed as a sexy chimney sweep and slipped & broke his neck.
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Why aren’t we doing something practical with dryer lint?
June 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Why aren’t we doing something practical with dryer lint?
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Happy No Kings Day!
June 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Happy No Kings Day!
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“No Kings” demonstration, Ocean Beach, San Francisco
June 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“No Kings” demonstration, Ocean Beach, San Francisco
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Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
June 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
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I hope the war doesn't affect the military parade.
June 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I hope the war doesn't affect the military parade.
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Three more pension cheques and I'll have my student loan paid off.
June 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Three more pension cheques and I'll have my student loan paid off.
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I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.
May 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.
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“OMG Dad, just Google it.”
May 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
“OMG Dad, just Google it.”
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All I'm saying is that the package for anti-diarrhea medicine should be easier to open.
May 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
All I'm saying is that the package for anti-diarrhea medicine should be easier to open.
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I don't think it's a coincidence that cops started acting extra out of hand once we let them wear military gear. Make them wear clown outfits for several years to restore humility to the job
May 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I don't think it's a coincidence that cops started acting extra out of hand once we let them wear military gear. Make them wear clown outfits for several years to restore humility to the job
Hair stylist found a fucking tick in my hair today. 🤮 at least its not lice. 🤷🏼♀️
May 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hair stylist found a fucking tick in my hair today. 🤮 at least its not lice. 🤷🏼♀️
“At least it’s not lice.”
My go-to response of silver-lining-sympathy for nearly every unfortunate situation.
My go-to response of silver-lining-sympathy for nearly every unfortunate situation.
May 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“At least it’s not lice.”
My go-to response of silver-lining-sympathy for nearly every unfortunate situation.
My go-to response of silver-lining-sympathy for nearly every unfortunate situation.
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There should be a universal sign for when you exit a public bathroom that says, "It was like this before I got here"
May 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
There should be a universal sign for when you exit a public bathroom that says, "It was like this before I got here"
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cats when you give them a bath
May 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
cats when you give them a bath