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steve carell the big short voice: wall street thought they found the goose that laid the golden egg. but they forgot one thing. when you get the goose, you get chased by the giant. and then you have to run down the bean stalk
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 AM
steve carell the big short voice: wall street thought they found the goose that laid the golden egg. but they forgot one thing. when you get the goose, you get chased by the giant. and then you have to run down the bean stalk
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
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Wicked isn’t queerbaiting but an alternative, funnier thing: a work where everyone involved in every single part of its production is independently committed to making it as gay as possible but nobody wants to be the first to say to the others that it’s what they were doing
December 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Wicked isn’t queerbaiting but an alternative, funnier thing: a work where everyone involved in every single part of its production is independently committed to making it as gay as possible but nobody wants to be the first to say to the others that it’s what they were doing
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
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Of course Sauron put his whole being into the rings, for what artist has not put the whole of himself into the thing for which he gives birth through creation
Of course Sauron put his whole being into the rings, for what artist has not put the whole of himself into the thing for which he gives birth through creation
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Of course Sauron put his whole being into the rings, for what artist has not put the whole of himself into the thing for which he gives birth through creation
Of course Sauron put his whole being into the rings, for what artist has not put the whole of himself into the thing for which he gives birth through creation
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"Can video games tell stories better than books" idk man, is a cream puff more numinous than a pair of jorts? Does the sky have more of the Buddha-nature than a rubbermaid container full of loose hdmi cables? Try an argument that's even remotely a thing.
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"Can video games tell stories better than books" idk man, is a cream puff more numinous than a pair of jorts? Does the sky have more of the Buddha-nature than a rubbermaid container full of loose hdmi cables? Try an argument that's even remotely a thing.
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My father? Well, growing up I believed he had been killed by the mysterious hero, Night Falcon. Later I learned he was taken from our family when the previous Night Falcon died and the Peregrine Essence chose him as its new vessel. So in a way I was right
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My father? Well, growing up I believed he had been killed by the mysterious hero, Night Falcon. Later I learned he was taken from our family when the previous Night Falcon died and the Peregrine Essence chose him as its new vessel. So in a way I was right
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"the sub actually controls the scene not the dom" factoid near completely false, except in case of mairon, who was kind of doing that to melkor
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"the sub actually controls the scene not the dom" factoid near completely false, except in case of mairon, who was kind of doing that to melkor
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
Everyone's asking me questions about my Sword of Damocles already answered by the sword
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Everyone's asking me questions about my Sword of Damocles already answered by the sword
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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2020…how did biden know trump would become president…
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
2020…how did biden know trump would become president…
“Bob you’re spending too much time on the burger of the day”
“Linda it’s the Take A Cook It’s On This Tray burger it has to look good otherwise the pun doesn’t work”
“Linda it’s the Take A Cook It’s On This Tray burger it has to look good otherwise the pun doesn’t work”
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“Bob you’re spending too much time on the burger of the day”
“Linda it’s the Take A Cook It’s On This Tray burger it has to look good otherwise the pun doesn’t work”
“Linda it’s the Take A Cook It’s On This Tray burger it has to look good otherwise the pun doesn’t work”
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My favorite part of Halloween is going around the table and saying what we're all spooky for
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My favorite part of Halloween is going around the table and saying what we're all spooky for
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watched a cursed three stooges movie last week and now they keep trying to come out of my TV at the same time and getting all jammed up in the bezel
June 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
watched a cursed three stooges movie last week and now they keep trying to come out of my TV at the same time and getting all jammed up in the bezel
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The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing
October 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing
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Annoyingly put-together guy getting way too chatty with the busy baristas at the coffeeshop this morning: "Billy Joel is like the perfect music for this morning."
Barista, slammed, in the midst of making tons of drinks, incredibly flat affect: "This is Bob Dylan."
Barista, slammed, in the midst of making tons of drinks, incredibly flat affect: "This is Bob Dylan."
October 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Annoyingly put-together guy getting way too chatty with the busy baristas at the coffeeshop this morning: "Billy Joel is like the perfect music for this morning."
Barista, slammed, in the midst of making tons of drinks, incredibly flat affect: "This is Bob Dylan."
Barista, slammed, in the midst of making tons of drinks, incredibly flat affect: "This is Bob Dylan."
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amelia earhart just flew into the side of my house
October 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
amelia earhart just flew into the side of my house
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HISTORY: TWO!
Francis Fukuyama: ‘The neoliberals went too far. Now, we need more social democratic policies’
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Francis Fukuyama: ‘The neoliberals went too far. Now, we need more social democratic policies’
The political scientist, who at the beginning of the 1990s declared ‘the end of history,’ returns with a new book where he identifies the threats to classical liberalism: runaway capitalism and too mu...
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September 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
HISTORY: TWO!
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Me: I need more power
Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊
Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.
[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf
In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..
Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod
Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊
Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.
[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf
In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..
Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod
September 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me: I need more power
Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊
Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.
[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf
In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..
Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod
Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊
Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.
[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf
In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..
Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod
Some gospel quarter group from like the 80s probably
September 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Some gospel quarter group from like the 80s probably
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This is why it's important for you to remove source identifiers from links!!
September 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This is why it's important for you to remove source identifiers from links!!