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I will never lose my job
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The Little Engine That Fucks
January 1, 2026 at 5:48 AM
The Little Engine That Fucks
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MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
December 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
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save me medically prescribed therapy lamp
December 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
save me medically prescribed therapy lamp
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trump: prices are down. we're living deliciously. it's beautiful
kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor?
trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor?
trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
December 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
trump: prices are down. we're living deliciously. it's beautiful
kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor?
trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor?
trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
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They spell the word poop “poup” in Europe and Canada they also spell turd “terd”
December 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
They spell the word poop “poup” in Europe and Canada they also spell turd “terd”
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what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich
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If you see a woman on a dating app in LA who has her political views listed as "moderate" that means she was at January 6th
December 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
If you see a woman on a dating app in LA who has her political views listed as "moderate" that means she was at January 6th
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One confusing thing about liberal media outlets like the NY Times and CNN is that they're extremely right-wing:
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@ahjohnson.bsky.social
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@ahjohnson.bsky.social
US Media Rushes to Manufacture Legal Legitimacy for Trump’s Venezuela Oil Tanker Piracy
Venezuela oil exports are not “black market” and US sanctions are not “international sanctions.” Why does our media keep saying otherwise?
open.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
One confusing thing about liberal media outlets like the NY Times and CNN is that they're extremely right-wing:
open.substack.com/pub/thecolum... by
@ahjohnson.bsky.social
open.substack.com/pub/thecolum... by
@ahjohnson.bsky.social
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nice pickleball court!
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
nice pickleball court!
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I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
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She launched her career trying to get professors fired in the name of academic freedom. Her website publishes a firehose of conservative propaganda in the name of open debate. She is now censoring factual information under the guise of journalistic accuracy.
December 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
She launched her career trying to get professors fired in the name of academic freedom. Her website publishes a firehose of conservative propaganda in the name of open debate. She is now censoring factual information under the guise of journalistic accuracy.
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Yeah I had an STD test today. A Shut The Damn Hell Up test. And a lot of y'all failed
December 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Yeah I had an STD test today. A Shut The Damn Hell Up test. And a lot of y'all failed
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No matter where you're from, no matter what your religion calls it, I hope you have a merry Christmas ❤️
December 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
No matter where you're from, no matter what your religion calls it, I hope you have a merry Christmas ❤️
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Stay your hand! I am at your mercy! Take from my quailing what revenge you can - please, leave me be with my shame! Allow me to die later in my coward’s bed
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Stay your hand! I am at your mercy! Take from my quailing what revenge you can - please, leave me be with my shame! Allow me to die later in my coward’s bed
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From computer files to Epstein files, files were everywhere you looked this year! That’s why I’m declaring 2025 the Year of the File
December 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
From computer files to Epstein files, files were everywhere you looked this year! That’s why I’m declaring 2025 the Year of the File
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Trump’s penis just fell off and it rolled out of his pant leg. Only the penis part
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Trump’s penis just fell off and it rolled out of his pant leg. Only the penis part
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im tired of President Grandpa. he's gross
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
im tired of President Grandpa. he's gross
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"Is Mystery Science Theater 3000 A Sitcom" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"Is Mystery Science Theater 3000 A Sitcom" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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Well recent developments have put me off writing a canto
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Well recent developments have put me off writing a canto
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FBI OPS DIRECTOR: Antifa - that's our primary concern right now. CONGRESS: Where is Antifa headquartered?
FBI: [Pauses]...We are building out the infrastructure right now.
CONGRESS: What does that mean?
FBI: Well, that's very fluid.
FBI: [Pauses]...We are building out the infrastructure right now.
CONGRESS: What does that mean?
FBI: Well, that's very fluid.
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
FBI OPS DIRECTOR: Antifa - that's our primary concern right now. CONGRESS: Where is Antifa headquartered?
FBI: [Pauses]...We are building out the infrastructure right now.
CONGRESS: What does that mean?
FBI: Well, that's very fluid.
FBI: [Pauses]...We are building out the infrastructure right now.
CONGRESS: What does that mean?
FBI: Well, that's very fluid.
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just saw a video of mickey mouse sucking donald ducks huge cock while pluto fucks him in the ass, does anyone know if this is real
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
just saw a video of mickey mouse sucking donald ducks huge cock while pluto fucks him in the ass, does anyone know if this is real
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I'm from Minnesota. This is attempted murder.
ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
December 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm from Minnesota. This is attempted murder.
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Donald Trump is going to die on Christmas Eve and be discovered blue and lifeless on Christmas morning
December 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Donald Trump is going to die on Christmas Eve and be discovered blue and lifeless on Christmas morning