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Collecting Donations to Buy the Minnesota Twins
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Twins fan; nature enthusiast; data nerd; questionable fantasy baseball manager; amateur Subaru enthusiast
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December 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I talk to my students about this on the first day, and use it to discuss why they are in college in the first place.
December 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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"Seranthony Dominguez decided the thing to do was challenge Ohtani with a fastball so middle-middle that Ezra Klein asked it to run for President."
My writeup of World Series Game Three is posted free for all. Read, love, subscribe.

www.joesheehan.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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This is a real thing that a judge had to say to the Chief of US Customs and Border Protection.
"Kids dressed in halloween costumes walking to a parade" do not present an immediate threat to law enforcement officer and riot control measures may not be used, Ellis says.
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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ICYMI: On an uninspired team and in front of an utterly uninspired fan base, Byron Buxton is playing inspired baseball. He's far beyond any thresholds he's reached recently in terms of workload, but doesn't look tired—at least, not yet. #twins #minnesota #mntwins
Byron Buxton, in Uncharted Territory
On an uninspired team and in front of an utterly uninspired fan base, Byron Buxton is playing inspired baseball. He's far beyond any thresholds he's reached recently in terms of workload, but doesn't look tired—at least, not yet.
dlvr.it
September 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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September 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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elect clowns, expect a circus
August 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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I wrote about the WNBA and dildogate for Andscape: “By using the sex toy to make their point, the stunt becomes more than just an annoyance or a danger during play — it becomes a sexualized threat to the women on the court, an allusion to violence that can keep them in their place.”
Throwing sex toys on court at WNBA games is about power, not humor
This latest 'trend' is not funny. It's harassment
andscape.com
August 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Twins' most times on base through 10 career games:

21 — Miguel Sanó
20 — Kirby Puckett
20 — Luke Keaschall
August 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Guardians have been denied numerous times from wearing Larry Doby's number
August 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Rich teams already pay a shit ton in revenue sharing to teams like the Pirates, Marlins, etc., whose owners pocket the money instead of spending it on players because capitalism.

Then they gaslight their fans into being mad at owners willing to spend or players for being “greedy.”

Come on, guys.
A lot of people On Here who don’t know anything about the economics of baseball are being loud and wrong about the need for a salary cap.

Very strange to see a bunch of so-called progressives cape for billionaire owners crying poverty instead of supporting a labor union.
July 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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yeah this is what it comes down to for me. was Devers perfect? nah. could he have handled some of it better? sure. but the team repeatedly told him one thing and did another. it doesn’t matter how much you’re getting paid, everyone wants to be treated decently.
And you can criticize Rafael Devers for being unwilling to do this for the Red Sox still, I just think we should include the context that it started with them either failing or being unwilling to communicate honestly with their best player. He wasn’t just being an A-hole out of nowhere!
June 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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God bless Senator Smith’s staffer to write such a heart wrenching & politically powerful email. This is how you respond to MAGA twits: “What the F is wrong with you?”
A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend”

Via Sam Stein on twitter
June 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I'm biased, but I think @fangraphs.com is very cool.
New section on the player pages 👀
May 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Carlos Correa made a big all-around impact in his return from a concussion, Ty France delivered his first career walk-off homer as the Twins won for the 15th time in 17 games, and their lineup may soon be adding Byron Buxton and Matt Wallner.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/637...
Carlos Correa impresses in return from concussion, leads Twins to 15th win in 17 games
Ty France delivered a walk-off homer for an increasingly healthy Twins lineup that might soon add Byron Buxton and Matt Wallner.
www.nytimes.com
May 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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“The Phillies have the best record in baseball.”
That sounds wrong.
“They took first place from the Detroit Tigers.”
Okay now you’re definitely bullshitting me.
May 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Two headlines in the New York Times today.
April 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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If Moriarty looks bad, it’s because people don’t value diversion and restitution, it’s used all the time, usually successfully, with legal consequences held over offenders’ heads. So unless you wanna build more prisons, don’t let media mete justice.
Both Mary Moriarty and Brian O'Hara look bad in the Tesla Scratcher case. Moriarty for not charging the guy who was filmed damaging cars, O'Hara for making such a fuss over Moriarty's decision.

This is hardly the crime of the century, but it certainly was a crime.
April 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Liam Doyle hates Hitters. 🤣
March 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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🚨 KNUCKLEBALL ALERT 🚨

Twins prospect Cory Lewis unleashed his insane 83 mph knuckleball today, which averages a spin rate of less than 300 RPM!

proStuff+ rates it as an elite pitch, coming from one of the most unique deliveries you'll ever see!
February 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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🎶 It's been a long day without you my friend 🎶
🎶 And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again 🎶

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February 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Adjust your playing time estimates and fantasy baseball drafts accordingly
February 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
January 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM