‘Ol Melissaround
@wakamellem.bsky.social
Pug enthusiast, laugh-seeker, food lover, library slut.
Dave Matthews nut who also digs Clutch, SOUNDGARDEN, Pinback, and Goldfrapp.
Cat victim.
Owner of a schnoodle (or a schnitzi-poo?), also a cat victim.
Shake and bake.
Dave Matthews nut who also digs Clutch, SOUNDGARDEN, Pinback, and Goldfrapp.
Cat victim.
Owner of a schnoodle (or a schnitzi-poo?), also a cat victim.
Shake and bake.
Pinned
‘Ol Melissaround
@wakamellem.bsky.social
· Aug 15
As because so I am still
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Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
Ok. What is Threads?
Thought it was a hair thing..
Thought it was a hair thing..
January 20, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Ok. What is Threads?
Thought it was a hair thing..
Thought it was a hair thing..
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Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😀 (examples are below)
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Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😀 (examples are below)
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Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😀 (examples are below)
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January 20, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😀 (examples are below)
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mayonnaise is just bread moisturizer
January 19, 2026 at 5:02 AM
mayonnaise is just bread moisturizer
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my four year old daughter, clearly stewing for months, brought up out of nowhere today that at preschool last year kids were going behind a tree to say “the F word,” but that nobody would teach her what it was. “I want to know the F word,” she told me sadly
August 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
my four year old daughter, clearly stewing for months, brought up out of nowhere today that at preschool last year kids were going behind a tree to say “the F word,” but that nobody would teach her what it was. “I want to know the F word,” she told me sadly
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back with another one of those block causin' skeets
June 15, 2024 at 6:54 PM
back with another one of those block causin' skeets
That’s DOCTOR President Dump
January 20, 2026 at 12:20 AM
That’s DOCTOR President Dump
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
QTP with a photo that transports you back to your childhood
January 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
QTP with a photo that transports you back to your childhood
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QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
(LOL old)
(LOL old)
January 18, 2026 at 7:54 PM
QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
(LOL old)
(LOL old)
without downloading, where are you mentally
January 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
without downloading, where are you mentally
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Say what you will about school band nerds, but we were hardcore
January 18, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Say what you will about school band nerds, but we were hardcore
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let's talk about sticks baby
let's break em right off a tree
let's talk albout all the throwing
and the fetching that could be
let's break em right off a tree
let's talk albout all the throwing
and the fetching that could be
January 18, 2026 at 6:30 PM
let's talk about sticks baby
let's break em right off a tree
let's talk albout all the throwing
and the fetching that could be
let's break em right off a tree
let's talk albout all the throwing
and the fetching that could be
What the heck?! I just figured out I can make stickers from photos on my phone !
January 18, 2026 at 8:38 PM
What the heck?! I just figured out I can make stickers from photos on my phone !
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People don't want to hear this but too much baby talk can hinder your cat's language development
January 18, 2026 at 8:27 PM
People don't want to hear this but too much baby talk can hinder your cat's language development
These were the good old days
January 18, 2026 at 8:32 PM
These were the good old days
Got one of those cool little folding Pilates boards and couldn’t help but feel like one of those credit card imprinters or ‘ZipZap’ machines while working out. Cha-Ching!
January 18, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Got one of those cool little folding Pilates boards and couldn’t help but feel like one of those credit card imprinters or ‘ZipZap’ machines while working out. Cha-Ching!
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live, laugh, load the dishwasher
January 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
live, laugh, load the dishwasher
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I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”
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Well, those boots were not made for walking
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Well, those boots were not made for walking
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We’re visiting a high-school friend of my wife and LOOK AT THIS PAINTING HER DAUGHTER DID
January 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
We’re visiting a high-school friend of my wife and LOOK AT THIS PAINTING HER DAUGHTER DID
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YOU: Yes
I: No
YOU: Stop
I: Go Go Go
(Oh No)
YOU: Goodbye
I: Hello, Hello, Hello
YOU: Goodbye
I: Hello, Hello, Hello
- Paul McCartney, Playwright
I: No
YOU: Stop
I: Go Go Go
(Oh No)
YOU: Goodbye
I: Hello, Hello, Hello
YOU: Goodbye
I: Hello, Hello, Hello
- Paul McCartney, Playwright
January 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
YOU: Yes
I: No
YOU: Stop
I: Go Go Go
(Oh No)
YOU: Goodbye
I: Hello, Hello, Hello
YOU: Goodbye
I: Hello, Hello, Hello
- Paul McCartney, Playwright
I: No
YOU: Stop
I: Go Go Go
(Oh No)
YOU: Goodbye
I: Hello, Hello, Hello
YOU: Goodbye
I: Hello, Hello, Hello
- Paul McCartney, Playwright
Love you, pass it on.
Love you, pass it on.
Love you, pass it on.
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Love you, pass it on.
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As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course