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I put ketchup on hot dogs.
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Look at this champion napper, how can I ever hope to compete?
October 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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No one's commented on my new necklace that says "fnord," which I'll take as a success.
October 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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IMPORTANT pie news.
Who created our quintessential cuisine? Credit for first putting cheese in a beef pie is hotly contested – but one thing seems certain, it was a Kiwi. Jonathan Milne investigates.
The mystery of NZ's world-famous mince and cheese pie
newsroom.co.nz
October 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect
September 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Experienced Portillo's for the first time today. Got an Italian Beef & Sausage.

Incredible.

I'm so glad I don't have daily access to a place that will serve you just a piece of bread dipped in gravy.

I would not survive it.
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
September 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Yeah, cat, me too
August 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Okay fine I'll bite.
1 like = 1 SHA256 of an opinion
July 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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[wedding]

PRIEST: repeat after me

GROOM: after me

PRIEST: ... [to bride] is he serious

BRIDE: no his name is gary
June 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Found this at the farmers market.
June 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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some of the best artistic motivation comes from mentally cranking john cages 4'33" and playing it on a constant loop in your head
May 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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So do I get lead or sulfur @stephy.bsky.social
May 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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why would you manually kern caps Times New Roman based on the serif edges??? I’m gonna lose my mind and so is god
April 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Who remembers the original NFT
April 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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It didn’t take long for City Skylines players to look at Auckland with absolute confusion.
January 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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In 2014 Dutch scientists left a hamster wheel outside, to see if wild animals would use it like their domesticated counterparts.

The answer: hell yes! 734 visits from wild mice - plus rats, shrews, slugs ("running" being subjective here) & even frogs and snails.

The apparent reason: fun. Just fun.
January 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.
January 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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She is downloading Plant thoughts
January 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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bellowing "TOO RICH FOR MY BLOOD!" and standing up from a poker table 0.4 seconds after sitting down
November 30, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Current status:
youtu.be/5bGAo_rbC04
Lobstrokk - IncrediM
YouTube video by SoundHub
youtu.be
November 25, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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Vacillating between wild shitposts and authoritative cybersecurity guidance
November 23, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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Independence Day malware killchain
#CHCon
November 23, 2024 at 5:37 AM