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Jason Danner
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Analytical chemist & techie
Reluctant American & proud Kiwi
Chief Beer Officer @ aerorock.co.nz
Director of HOPS @ usablebalance.com
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He/him
Friendliest asshole you'll ever meet
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December 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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in all seriousness, I think this is the actual plan
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Everything is dumb as fuck
It’s got everything: ridiculous music, digital confetti, a giant gold orb trophy, a blue ribbon medal, a fawning corrupt dude, and an orange aspiring fascist
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Hat off to whoever is writing the picture captions at @theguardian.com.
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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"everyone is twelve now" theory remains undefeated
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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If anyone cares at all, EV battery recycling is now hitting 99% recovery for important metals

Please remind me again what the recycle rate for fossil fuels is

interestingengineering.com/energy/recyc...
New recycling tech recovers nearly pure nickel and cobalt from old EV batteries
Researchers have developed an eco-friendly recycling tech that extracts 99 percent pure nickel and cobalt from waste batteries.
interestingengineering.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Got some fun plans for the weekend! 🪵🪓

#TitirangiLife
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Voted yes on RFK Jr when he could have voted no.

Continues to hedge, when he could act.
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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For me it’s this classic
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Putin's war in Ukraine shows where authoritarianism can lead: ~1.4 million casualties. An entire generation sacrificed for one man's imperialist delusions.

We must not let any president drag us into war without congressional approval.
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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cool that the official position of the administration appears to be that black people don’t really count as americans
"The Donald Trump administration has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks, removing two holidays celebrating Black people and adding the president’s birthday."
National parks change prioritizes Trump birthday over days honoring Black people
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
www.sfgate.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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since we're doing USPS discourse again, a reminder of what Dems should be saying
"the USPS is a miracle. it's in the constitution. for the price of a single stamp you can send a letter across the country, from Hawaii to Maine. Trump is trying to take that away from you. He's attacking Christmas cards and wedding invitations. It's un-American and it has to stop."
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Turns out Representative tradwife is not so fun
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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A razor close finish in _this_ Tennessee district, of all places, is a God-awful night for the GOP. Don’t let anyone persuade you otherwise.
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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saw someone refer to this as a “dog whistle.” my friends i’m sorry but we’re way past that. this is just a whistle
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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He really is becoming one droopy-ass old man. Maybe the droopiest old man going.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Imagine for one second if Jacinda Ardern or Helen Clark had announced their economic plan for the country involved bringing *again checks the fucking notes am I tripping* concerts to NZ as their great economic plan.

The opposition, Mike Hosking & entire media would be apoplectic with outrage.
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So much for the great melting pot - a proud nation of immigrants.
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM