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if i woke up one day and the person i was married to was on TV going on about how it's a great thing that a mom was summarily executed in her honda pilot and that people should really show gratitude that it happened. well. let's just say i would know what needs to be done
January 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
if i woke up one day and the person i was married to was on TV going on about how it's a great thing that a mom was summarily executed in her honda pilot and that people should really show gratitude that it happened. well. let's just say i would know what needs to be done
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![five photos of five red road signs with white text, all against a arid california chapparal type background
THOUGH THE DARK
OF FUTURE'S PAST
THE MAGICIAN
LONGS TO SEE
ONE CHANCE OUT
BETWEEN TWO WORLDS
FIRE WALK WITH ME
[cursively scripty logo] Burma Shave](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:43nhmzgiugf65gwskj3kpfj5/bafkreiawxj5zmamon7ethuvwo63djf4cjdpexdixtqsybrjgk2i4hzmbve@jpeg)
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I don't want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse
June 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I don't want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse
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Every one of these announcements reads to me as "we don't have enough people and supplies to occupy more than one city at a time"
Also: " Border Patrol officials also plan to send all nonlethal weapons housed in Chicago to Minnesota, according to the documents."
"The Department of Homeland Security plans to pause operations in Chicago — where Gregory Bovino, a Border Patrol official, has led controversial arrest efforts — to support the immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota."
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Every one of these announcements reads to me as "we don't have enough people and supplies to occupy more than one city at a time"
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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Roommate's Work Schedule Remains Complete And Total Mystery https://theonion.com/roommates-work-schedule-remains-complete-and-total-myst-1819571265/
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Roommate's Work Schedule Remains Complete And Total Mystery https://theonion.com/roommates-work-schedule-remains-complete-and-total-myst-1819571265/
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This is precisely the story I've been thinking about all day, and how these fascists launched this occupation after successfully standing down the federal government in a case with the Bureau of Land Management where they were in the wrong, but a Democratic admin caved because they were armed.
The Malheur National Wildlife Refuge standoff began 10 years ago today.
In April of 2025, The Tribune interviewed Ammon Bundy, now living in southern Utah as a fugitive — though law enforcement has shown little interest in arresting him.
In April of 2025, The Tribune interviewed Ammon Bundy, now living in southern Utah as a fugitive — though law enforcement has shown little interest in arresting him.
Exclusive: Back in good LDS standing, Ammon Bundy talks about his life in Utah as a wanted man
Even with an Idaho warrant out for his arrest, Ammon Bundy said he is not overly concerned about being collared by police while he lives in Utah.
www.sltrib.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
This is precisely the story I've been thinking about all day, and how these fascists launched this occupation after successfully standing down the federal government in a case with the Bureau of Land Management where they were in the wrong, but a Democratic admin caved because they were armed.
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The Minnesota police should arrest the shooter and force a confrontation with the feds. Enough. Enough.
It is now confirmed from multiple sources that ICE shot a legal observer dead on Portland in Minneapolis between 34th and 33rd street. The victim is dead
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The Minnesota police should arrest the shooter and force a confrontation with the feds. Enough. Enough.
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The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
January 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
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It'd be funny if Scott Adams became the first real ghost
January 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
It'd be funny if Scott Adams became the first real ghost
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Yep, I've got a History degree and the lessons from it are far less predictive of what will happen in contemporary society than Gender Studies and Critical Race Theory, which are like that sports almanac in Back to the Future II.
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Yep, I've got a History degree and the lessons from it are far less predictive of what will happen in contemporary society than Gender Studies and Critical Race Theory, which are like that sports almanac in Back to the Future II.
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you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist
good morning
good morning
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist
good morning
good morning
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the ne plus ultra of Stephen Miller anecdotes is that time he threw $80 worth of sushi in the trash as part of an emotional meltdown he had when someone cursed him in the streets; he's eminently bulliable and bullying him is a patriotic act
www.vox.com/policy-and-p...
www.vox.com/policy-and-p...
January 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
the ne plus ultra of Stephen Miller anecdotes is that time he threw $80 worth of sushi in the trash as part of an emotional meltdown he had when someone cursed him in the streets; he's eminently bulliable and bullying him is a patriotic act
www.vox.com/policy-and-p...
www.vox.com/policy-and-p...
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so i'm talking to Bill and he's telling me about this crazy day he had at his chocolate factory where all these kids kept dying, and i'm like wait you're THAT Bill Wonka?? been friends for ten years and he'd never once mentioned the factory. really humble guy
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
so i'm talking to Bill and he's telling me about this crazy day he had at his chocolate factory where all these kids kept dying, and i'm like wait you're THAT Bill Wonka?? been friends for ten years and he'd never once mentioned the factory. really humble guy
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The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"
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omg do DC do DC. the worst people in the DMV would be so fucking livid lmao
Congestion pricing is an unqualified success in NYC. It would be great to see it expanded to every city with decent public transit options. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Congestion pricing after one year: How life has changed.
How life has changed in the New York area, according to data on traffic, transit and the responses of 600 readers.
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
omg do DC do DC. the worst people in the DMV would be so fucking livid lmao
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can't believe her parents are just letting her grow up in portland oregon thinking it's safe to be rude to crows. do you want your daughter to get cursed because that's how she gets cursed. should i have warned her...
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
can't believe her parents are just letting her grow up in portland oregon thinking it's safe to be rude to crows. do you want your daughter to get cursed because that's how she gets cursed. should i have warned her...
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Captured foreign leaders were often paraded through Rome in triumphal processions designed to highlight the power and ability of Roman leaders. Opponents were ritually humiliated as Romans demonstrated their right to rule and conquer
In a surreal scene, Trump parades Maduro through the streets of New York, van doors open for all to see.
January 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Captured foreign leaders were often paraded through Rome in triumphal processions designed to highlight the power and ability of Roman leaders. Opponents were ritually humiliated as Romans demonstrated their right to rule and conquer