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willow{mute}
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i'm uncurling like a young fern. watch out for ticks!!
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almost accidentally terrorized the customer support agent
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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a planet’s rotation is how long its day be
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Winter’s Poem 3
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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"by rooster's crop and by mooncalf's piss,
hast thou ever seenst a white boy break it down like this"
wip

had this idea for the longest time, a sorceress astounded at her freshly sculpted homunculus. will use this in the omios ures book
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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If you have time to sit on the dock of the bay, you have time to expand your professional network with 3-5 high-value contacts
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Bro I know it's a bummer sometimes but I think it's actually pretty fucking tight that your bonny lies over the ocean
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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No email from a library system stirs the imagination like a notice my scan is ready to download through WORLDCAT. The great cat that surrounds the world? That nuzzles the roots of the world-scratching-tree? The great world cat who is and was and shall be? That cat???
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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It's finally coming!!
On December 8th... I'm releasing my next game, Angeline Era!!!
It's a vast, 3D action-adventure where you travel across a country's unmarked overworld, with every level hidden in plain sight.
Please look forward to it!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2393920
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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worm
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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1 Michelin star: this place must be incredible
2 Michelin star: pathetic. It’s not 3
3 Michelin star: this place must be incredible
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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I had a rough childhood, if I'm being honest. Yeah, I was the Eraserhead baby. That happened to me. With the scissors and all that. I mean it's fine now, but it was tough for sure. I work in Admin now. We moved out to Abington. It's good now. Go Phils.
October 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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the Dark Continent....they said wed never go there... but thats exactly what we're gonna do... on this big beautiful boat... and its gonna be so much easier because i have nen. thats rigth i got nen. rfk, great guy, he had me reach my hand into a pot and i can do it all now. i can do the zetsu.
October 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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weird ps1 game i found
October 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I'm just like a large language model in that I've read everything on the internet and it's made me effectively useless
October 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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5 minute study of a rat sitting like people.
October 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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deep sea dream
October 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM