Winn Dibbley
@winndibbley.bsky.social
Pervader of snark and humor. It’s just in jest, I assure you.
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"Checking to see if the basement's haunted." Is an odd way to say I need a colonoscopy.
January 9, 2026 at 7:03 AM
"Checking to see if the basement's haunted." Is an odd way to say I need a colonoscopy.
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The Trump admin is a criminal organization.
January 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
The Trump admin is a criminal organization.
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Venezuela isn't about fentanyl or national security. It's about oil and Epstein.
January 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Venezuela isn't about fentanyl or national security. It's about oil and Epstein.
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The inexorable arrow of time plows forward toward your obliteration.
Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.
Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.
Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.
Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
The inexorable arrow of time plows forward toward your obliteration.
Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.
Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.
Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.
Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.
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reigniting the Avatar discourse by referring to it as "The Big Smurf movie"
December 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
reigniting the Avatar discourse by referring to it as "The Big Smurf movie"
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I don't usually endorse consumer products but I must say this new Dyson vacuum cleaner sucks even harder than Kevin Sorbo's acting career
December 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I don't usually endorse consumer products but I must say this new Dyson vacuum cleaner sucks even harder than Kevin Sorbo's acting career
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David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
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An old man was lying on his death bed when he smelled his favorite cookies.
He crawled out of bed and into the kitchen and with the last of his strength, reached up to grab a warm cookie.
When his wife slaps his hand with her spatula and tells him "No! Those are for the funeral!!!"
He crawled out of bed and into the kitchen and with the last of his strength, reached up to grab a warm cookie.
When his wife slaps his hand with her spatula and tells him "No! Those are for the funeral!!!"
December 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
An old man was lying on his death bed when he smelled his favorite cookies.
He crawled out of bed and into the kitchen and with the last of his strength, reached up to grab a warm cookie.
When his wife slaps his hand with her spatula and tells him "No! Those are for the funeral!!!"
He crawled out of bed and into the kitchen and with the last of his strength, reached up to grab a warm cookie.
When his wife slaps his hand with her spatula and tells him "No! Those are for the funeral!!!"
Rumor is the Administration will be tapping the strategic toilet paper reserve.
April 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Rumor is the Administration will be tapping the strategic toilet paper reserve.
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We wouldn’t need tariffs if y’all would just buy American-grown bananas, pineapples, coffee, chocolate, star fruit, rubber plants, semiconductors, tween seamstresses, and robot foremen.
April 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
We wouldn’t need tariffs if y’all would just buy American-grown bananas, pineapples, coffee, chocolate, star fruit, rubber plants, semiconductors, tween seamstresses, and robot foremen.
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Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
April 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
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On the subject of people traveling to the US right about now: Fuck, if I were from another country and I didn't need to come, I sure as hell wouldn't, the current administration has made it clear traveling here isn't safe, and why not take them at their word, there's a whole world to visit
March 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
On the subject of people traveling to the US right about now: Fuck, if I were from another country and I didn't need to come, I sure as hell wouldn't, the current administration has made it clear traveling here isn't safe, and why not take them at their word, there's a whole world to visit
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one of the most beautiful things about life is how humans evolved to do data entry
March 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
one of the most beautiful things about life is how humans evolved to do data entry
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The Little Mermaid just hits different if you realise that mermaids cannot actually talk to other sea life and Ariel is just having a major psychotic break.
March 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The Little Mermaid just hits different if you realise that mermaids cannot actually talk to other sea life and Ariel is just having a major psychotic break.
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I’d like to announce my forthcoming US history book, covering a decisive but tumultuous era in that country’s history, titled “The trade policies of the United States: 10:30 am to 1:30 pm on Friday, March 7, 2025” It will be 400 pages.
March 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’d like to announce my forthcoming US history book, covering a decisive but tumultuous era in that country’s history, titled “The trade policies of the United States: 10:30 am to 1:30 pm on Friday, March 7, 2025” It will be 400 pages.
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programming is just the art of adding bugs to an empty file
March 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
programming is just the art of adding bugs to an empty file
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Putting both laxatives and hash in the same brownies for shits and giggles.
February 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Putting both laxatives and hash in the same brownies for shits and giggles.
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I saved you all a spot in the hand basket. Come on, it's time to go.
February 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I saved you all a spot in the hand basket. Come on, it's time to go.
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The kids dropped the egg carton from the fridge, smashing four eggs. I will never financially recover from this
February 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The kids dropped the egg carton from the fridge, smashing four eggs. I will never financially recover from this
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*loudly farts in mall food court*
Random dude: 20 points to Slytherin!
Random dude: 20 points to Slytherin!
February 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
*loudly farts in mall food court*
Random dude: 20 points to Slytherin!
Random dude: 20 points to Slytherin!
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Captain Kangaroo didn't prepare me for this shit.
February 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Captain Kangaroo didn't prepare me for this shit.
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Any time someone asks me what time it is, I answer, “right now.”
February 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Any time someone asks me what time it is, I answer, “right now.”
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The short answer is no.
The long answer is nope.
The long answer is nope.
February 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The short answer is no.
The long answer is nope.
The long answer is nope.
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Farted in the grocery store and set off the sprinklers again
February 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Farted in the grocery store and set off the sprinklers again
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[IKEA-themed restaurant]
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
February 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
[IKEA-themed restaurant]
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?