Xan
@xanwisegamgee.bsky.social
I lived on that old site since high school, and I obviously haven't learned my lesson.
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Xan
@xanwisegamgee.bsky.social
· Nov 10
The Queer Eye crew stare grimly at my collection of t-shirts purchased from Buc-ee's. They know I can't be saved. JVN places a gentle hand on my shoulder. Wow, look at that sunset. Behind me, silently weeping, Tan draws back the hammer.
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Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position,
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position,
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
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Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property
January 23, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property
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I grew up in San Antonio, which is nicknamed "Military City, USA" and this statement is not only correct, it is hard to understand how anyone could disagree with it
I think it is very normal for people to be skeptical of US veterans who are getting involved in electoral politics while presenting themselves as a leftist, socialist, anti imperialist etc
January 23, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I grew up in San Antonio, which is nicknamed "Military City, USA" and this statement is not only correct, it is hard to understand how anyone could disagree with it
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the most relatable moment in cinema is when yoda beats on that little robot with a stick for stealing his granola bar
June 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the most relatable moment in cinema is when yoda beats on that little robot with a stick for stealing his granola bar
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For people asking “why isn’t there a general strike?” earnestly, and not just to be a judgmental prick
Congress passed the Taft-Hartley Act in 1947 (over Truman's veto) to make general strikes so incredibly difficult to organize that there hasn't been one since.
That there is a general strike happening in a major US city on such short notice is nothing short of a miracle.
That there is a general strike happening in a major US city on such short notice is nothing short of a miracle.
National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation.
Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.
Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.
January 22, 2026 at 10:23 PM
For people asking “why isn’t there a general strike?” earnestly, and not just to be a judgmental prick
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a quick comic about jesus
January 21, 2026 at 11:02 PM
a quick comic about jesus
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“We’ve invented a magic computer. It uses all of the earth’s resources, we’ve spent trillions on it and it’s the sole growth area of the US economy.”
“What does it do?”
“We were hoping you could tell us.”
“What does it do?”
“We were hoping you could tell us.”
Delicious to me
January 22, 2026 at 7:36 AM
“We’ve invented a magic computer. It uses all of the earth’s resources, we’ve spent trillions on it and it’s the sole growth area of the US economy.”
“What does it do?”
“We were hoping you could tell us.”
“What does it do?”
“We were hoping you could tell us.”
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Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
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that third star wars movie started to drag near the end, it is a good thing this guy shows up
January 21, 2026 at 1:54 AM
that third star wars movie started to drag near the end, it is a good thing this guy shows up
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Sinners, a movie where POC will be attacked by vicious white people if they leave or invite them into the building, clearly has no relevance to....hang on a sec
have you seen Sinners, governor
January 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Sinners, a movie where POC will be attacked by vicious white people if they leave or invite them into the building, clearly has no relevance to....hang on a sec
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Happy Birthday Edgar Allan Poe, born on this day 1809 🫀🐈⬛💀
Here are some of the illustrations I made for the Poe sticker book for Macmillan Books in 2024
Here are some of the illustrations I made for the Poe sticker book for Macmillan Books in 2024
January 19, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Happy Birthday Edgar Allan Poe, born on this day 1809 🫀🐈⬛💀
Here are some of the illustrations I made for the Poe sticker book for Macmillan Books in 2024
Here are some of the illustrations I made for the Poe sticker book for Macmillan Books in 2024
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can we have a good time on here er nah?
January 18, 2026 at 3:39 AM
can we have a good time on here er nah?
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Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.
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ICE raids are not the first time this was made explicit. I think people downplay how much Jim Crow was not just about controlling Black people but it was also about controlling white people. If you thought racism was dumb and acted that way you could end up with a bomb in your home
Just keep coming back to the fact that keeping people in a constant state of terror is a form of mass disablement and essential to the eugenic project that is the United States.
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 AM
ICE raids are not the first time this was made explicit. I think people downplay how much Jim Crow was not just about controlling Black people but it was also about controlling white people. If you thought racism was dumb and acted that way you could end up with a bomb in your home
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Doo dah
Doo dah
Doo dah
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Doo dah
Doo dah
Doo dah
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Holy hell, what an obituary
Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Holy hell, what an obituary
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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I'm just gonna go ahead and post this now.
January 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I'm just gonna go ahead and post this now.
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Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
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In the 1910s, there was a fad for showcasing the actors in evening or streetwear and then dissolving to them dressed as their movie character. William S. Hart goes from Broadway to old west bad man in THE BARGAIN (1914)
January 11, 2026 at 8:19 PM
In the 1910s, there was a fad for showcasing the actors in evening or streetwear and then dissolving to them dressed as their movie character. William S. Hart goes from Broadway to old west bad man in THE BARGAIN (1914)
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everyone must stop thinking like this. nobody is illegal. the united states' immigration policies have been cruel and inhumane regardless of who the president is. demand better than the lesser evil
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 AM
everyone must stop thinking like this. nobody is illegal. the united states' immigration policies have been cruel and inhumane regardless of who the president is. demand better than the lesser evil
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“If you are not to award me oatmeal and paperclips, then I will indulge in rage. And mine is infinite!”
#Frankenstein
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress
#Frankenstein
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress
January 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
“If you are not to award me oatmeal and paperclips, then I will indulge in rage. And mine is infinite!”
#Frankenstein
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress
#Frankenstein
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress
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[millennial activation phrases, phase one]
my SPOON is too BIG
my SPOON is too BIG
January 11, 2026 at 8:00 AM
[millennial activation phrases, phase one]
my SPOON is too BIG
my SPOON is too BIG
