zoblerone
@zoeintheory.bsky.social
she/her, 23, needs to put phone down. @zoeintheory on bird app too 🙄
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zoblerone
@zoeintheory.bsky.social
· Jan 23
just made a fire ass salad. quit eating meals with the eels and start eating dinner w the winners 😤😤😤
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I just wanna be in between this peanut butter and chocolate sandwich
January 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I just wanna be in between this peanut butter and chocolate sandwich
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Spicing things up in the bedroom with a few stalks of celery.
January 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Spicing things up in the bedroom with a few stalks of celery.
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She let me hit coz I use active voice for clarity and directness.
January 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
She let me hit coz I use active voice for clarity and directness.
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honk if beauty must be endured
January 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
honk if beauty must be endured
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To a fake scientist like me the whole world is ridiculously attractive
January 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
To a fake scientist like me the whole world is ridiculously attractive
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Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
January 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
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What if it was never trolling? What if it was always serious? And what if we had treated it that way?
January 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
What if it was never trolling? What if it was always serious? And what if we had treated it that way?
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Democrats: How can we go viral?
(a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face)
Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live
(a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face)
Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live
January 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Democrats: How can we go viral?
(a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face)
Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live
(a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face)
Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live
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The Trump administration’s anti-DEI snitching plan is getting flooded with fake reports after it tried to strong-arm federal workers into ratting out their colleagues.
Trump Wants Snitches to Report on DEI. There’s Just One Problem.
Donald Trump wants people to expose diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in the federal government. The idea is already flopping.
newrepublic.com
January 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The Trump administration’s anti-DEI snitching plan is getting flooded with fake reports after it tried to strong-arm federal workers into ratting out their colleagues.
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You was in the club without clarity of purpose
January 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You was in the club without clarity of purpose
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January 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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I respect any videogame that tells me the world is ending but lets me go fishing
January 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I respect any videogame that tells me the world is ending but lets me go fishing
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Dry January has taught me I don’t need to drink. I can go to bed at 8 PM instead.
January 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Dry January has taught me I don’t need to drink. I can go to bed at 8 PM instead.
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If I were a quarterback, once every game I’d pretend to throw the ball, but hide it behind my back and watch everyone run.
January 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If I were a quarterback, once every game I’d pretend to throw the ball, but hide it behind my back and watch everyone run.
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You might not do politics, but politics is gonna do YOU 🫵🏾
I’m sorry but I’m screaming at everyone who “don’t do politics” now panicking cause their jobs are now being axed. Damn. Didn’t think it’d be you huh toots?
a woman in a black jumpsuit is holding a microphone on a stage
ALT: a woman in a black jumpsuit is holding a microphone on a stage
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You might not do politics, but politics is gonna do YOU 🫵🏾
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I’ll end a sentence with a preposition whenever the fuck I feel like it for.
January 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I’ll end a sentence with a preposition whenever the fuck I feel like it for.
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“shooting the breeze”? you can’t hurt the air with bullets, idiot
January 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“shooting the breeze”? you can’t hurt the air with bullets, idiot
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r/baseball: likely banning links to X
r/hockey: banned links to X
r/NBA: banned links to X, instagram and threads
r/NFL: banned links to X, pinned bsky starter packs for all 32 teams
i don't think we should blow it out of proportion but hopefully it helps encourage league reporters to come over
r/hockey: banned links to X
r/NBA: banned links to X, instagram and threads
r/NFL: banned links to X, pinned bsky starter packs for all 32 teams
i don't think we should blow it out of proportion but hopefully it helps encourage league reporters to come over
every subreddit i follow, that has anything like regular activity aside from the occasional meme or complaint to keep the lights on, has banned direct links to X lol
January 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
r/baseball: likely banning links to X
r/hockey: banned links to X
r/NBA: banned links to X, instagram and threads
r/NFL: banned links to X, pinned bsky starter packs for all 32 teams
i don't think we should blow it out of proportion but hopefully it helps encourage league reporters to come over
r/hockey: banned links to X
r/NBA: banned links to X, instagram and threads
r/NFL: banned links to X, pinned bsky starter packs for all 32 teams
i don't think we should blow it out of proportion but hopefully it helps encourage league reporters to come over
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been staring at this for a while
January 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
been staring at this for a while
Typed this post with morse code hehe
January 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Typed this post with morse code hehe
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acting like i don't know who my coworker means when they talk about haliey welch because i can tell theyre spelling it hailey
January 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
acting like i don't know who my coworker means when they talk about haliey welch because i can tell theyre spelling it hailey