Sincerely tho I think it’s great that many straight hockey bros are discussing & embracing the show but also…..hockey players are by nature so incredibly horny so a very horny show about two hornt hockey players really isn’t the huge stretch that many might think in 2025, it makes total sense
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Sincerely tho I think it’s great that many straight hockey bros are discussing & embracing the show but also…..hockey players are by nature so incredibly horny so a very horny show about two hornt hockey players really isn’t the huge stretch that many might think in 2025, it makes total sense
I am sofa king hornt.
December 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I am sofa king hornt.
Lives of quiet desperation you mean hornt.
December 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Lives of quiet desperation you mean hornt.
all work and no gay makes Jack a hornt boy
December 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
all work and no gay makes Jack a hornt boy
GUH
Woke up hornt up again and I can FEEL my clit pulsing. Plugged up and hopeful I can channel this into smut writing energy for once 🤤💖
Woke up hornt up again and I can FEEL my clit pulsing. Plugged up and hopeful I can channel this into smut writing energy for once 🤤💖
December 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
GUH
Woke up hornt up again and I can FEEL my clit pulsing. Plugged up and hopeful I can channel this into smut writing energy for once 🤤💖
Woke up hornt up again and I can FEEL my clit pulsing. Plugged up and hopeful I can channel this into smut writing energy for once 🤤💖
He name-searches and he's still hornt for taxi medallions seven years later. Just look at this motherfucking rent-seeker!
December 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
He name-searches and he's still hornt for taxi medallions seven years later. Just look at this motherfucking rent-seeker!
the hornt is just too strong
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
the hornt is just too strong
hello hornt police, yes it's Carter, Emily is posting ass on Blue sky again, yes I'll hold
Don’t believe what they say about me, I’m not always mean
December 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
hello hornt police, yes it's Carter, Emily is posting ass on Blue sky again, yes I'll hold
Which means. Pop Tarts, hornt.
December 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Which means. Pop Tarts, hornt.
Based on my first three, I am too hornt up to be allowed outside
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
December 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Based on my first three, I am too hornt up to be allowed outside
It’s objectively wild of the NYT to let Toobin write a profile showing the dangers of a lawyer getting too hornt up.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It’s objectively wild of the NYT to let Toobin write a profile showing the dangers of a lawyer getting too hornt up.
Google, since when were you this hornt
December 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Google, since when were you this hornt
i guess this explains all your hornt posting lol
December 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
i guess this explains all your hornt posting lol
Hornt on Main
December 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Hornt on Main
it means when ur really hornt u leak pre
December 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
it means when ur really hornt u leak pre
lol you folks are hornt
December 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
lol you folks are hornt
Gollum getting completely hornt up when Samwise says “No more slinker. No more stinker.” He had too many kinks to live an ordinary life RIP
December 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Gollum getting completely hornt up when Samwise says “No more slinker. No more stinker.” He had too many kinks to live an ordinary life RIP
shout out to KC for writing genuinely hornt female characters. this totally (unbelievably/comically) inexperienced young woman sees her very first real-life dick and is instantly like "what does it TASTE like" dang girl
December 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
shout out to KC for writing genuinely hornt female characters. this totally (unbelievably/comically) inexperienced young woman sees her very first real-life dick and is instantly like "what does it TASTE like" dang girl
I forgive you for the hornt.
December 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I forgive you for the hornt.
The whole time!! Full spectrum of human emotion from hornt up to snotty mess.
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The whole time!! Full spectrum of human emotion from hornt up to snotty mess.
I. Have. Thoughts.
1. This movie is SO HORNY
2. Like, REALLY HORNT
3. Key party is iconic
4. Why...does the Grinch have such realistic nipples (with all of 1 sec screen time)
5. I think I might actually love this movie?!
2/
1. This movie is SO HORNY
2. Like, REALLY HORNT
3. Key party is iconic
4. Why...does the Grinch have such realistic nipples (with all of 1 sec screen time)
5. I think I might actually love this movie?!
2/
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I. Have. Thoughts.
1. This movie is SO HORNY
2. Like, REALLY HORNT
3. Key party is iconic
4. Why...does the Grinch have such realistic nipples (with all of 1 sec screen time)
5. I think I might actually love this movie?!
2/
1. This movie is SO HORNY
2. Like, REALLY HORNT
3. Key party is iconic
4. Why...does the Grinch have such realistic nipples (with all of 1 sec screen time)
5. I think I might actually love this movie?!
2/
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that tag on one of my photos before but I guess I wasn’t hornt enough?
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that tag on one of my photos before but I guess I wasn’t hornt enough?
I used to be an x-ray and CT tech and our department had an entire teaching file of Regrettable Rectal Foreign Bodies.
People do some crazy shit when they're all hornt up... especially farmers!
People do some crazy shit when they're all hornt up... especially farmers!
December 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I used to be an x-ray and CT tech and our department had an entire teaching file of Regrettable Rectal Foreign Bodies.
People do some crazy shit when they're all hornt up... especially farmers!
People do some crazy shit when they're all hornt up... especially farmers!
lol the Mrs is so hornt she killed your phone with memes what a world
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
lol the Mrs is so hornt she killed your phone with memes what a world