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@ayankdownunder.bsky.social

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NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · Apr 5

I'm eating all the cheese.

Soon, there will be no more cheese.

If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it.

-current world philosophy

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 32m

I'm ready, get's lo.

A magnet that says Fets Luck, You read that wrong didn't you

(From Instagram, uncredited)

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 36m

Being a lighthouse keeper is really all about beard maintenance, oh and your relationship with Steve, the seagull.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 36m

Sounds like a great time, my friend! Hope you all have a wonderful time!!😊🥳🥳🎉🎉🥂

GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 37m

Sabotage, pronounced with a hard g.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 7h

If I ever tell someone to “get my good side” in a pic, I’m probably talking about my butt

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 4h

I don’t even remember how to do mastodon ffs
toots? c’mon… fuckin servers and shit jfc I don’t wanna go through all this again
WHERE IS 2012 TWITTER can’t we just go there?
fuck

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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 7h

What's the oddest thing you would offer on a Bluesky yard sale?

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 1h

This brave new world is getting old.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 7h

Lazy floof.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 6h

I made so much fun of my talking car telling me a door is a jar that it stopped talking to me for weeks.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 42m

Boner thug.

This press conference is over.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 5h

I’m going to hire a detective to help me figure out who has a crush on me

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 4h

Someone is reading my mind, and to them I say, "You're a freak...and yes, that Klondike bar was worth it."

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 44m

Shit isn't always that sure.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 45m

Happy belated birthday, Mrs. Jim!🎂🥂🎉 Hope Jim took good care of you today, and gave you extra hugs from us, and don't mention that some of us aren't wearing pants.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 11h

Happy birthday to my wife. Love you sweetheart! ❤️

Shown here with my mom telling me I am her number 1 son.

My mom (left) and my wife (right) flipping me off for the photo.

Love them both. It's an older photo, and my mom is no longer with us.

Still makes me smile

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 47m

Their already having that is why they do it.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 5h

Some days, I hope the people who make political statements below obvious jokes suffer explosive diarrhea after every shower.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 49m

A murder yourstery.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 2h

me, reading your posts

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1h

People say snake oil salesperson derogatorily but it's actually a really difficult job, because so few people have snakes that require lubricaction

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1h

Waffle House. House of Pancakes.

There’s a whole griddle real estate market out there.

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 1h

Good moaning Bsky...Today I will be avoiding all the chores I got away with avoiding last week...may have to do some laundry though as I have a massive bag of dirty cash that needs washing...

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 1h

Dying is the easy part. Living while haunted by the ghost of who you could’ve been is where it gets tricky.

Follow me for more uplifting thoughts...

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Frenchy's ghost prospecting and leader of ANTIFA @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 1h

My balls are pulsing with excrement

Wait

No, nevermind.

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