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BEAVE
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
23K followers 1.5K following 13K posts
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦 Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaakj4nnz7hgi
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · Aug 17
Here’s a photo of my cat trying to catch a bubble. You’re welcome.
Orange Tabby cat, Greg, standing tall on his hind toe beans with front paws stretched straight in the air trying to catch a catnip bubble floating above his head.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1h
😆😆😆
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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 1h
I’m making cabbage rolls and apple pie today from scratch. Just like my grandma made, a hundred years ago. She didn’t get high first though. I don’t think.
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1h
Sir please log off Goodreads before you end up the subject of a true crime podcast.
Screenshot of a Goodreads message thread showing a man repeatedly messaging me about my profile photo while I don’t respond. It’s just him sending message after message into the void like Goodreads is a dating app.
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2h
You really do love me 🥹
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2h
🥹
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2h
I hope you’re violently ambushed by stability and tenderly mauled by good news this weekend.
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lisabug.bsky.social
lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 1d
Not to brag or anything, but I got one of those ‘we’ll keep you in mind for future opportunities’ emails.
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patnspankme.bsky.social
BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 13h
dying of dysentery sounds delightful right about now tbh
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 5h
You can eat the middle out of my cinnamon roll if you wanna
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qwertying.bsky.social
Spooky 𝕋𝕚𝕞 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 6h
During sexy time she asked if I owned any toys. I proudly presented my fully operational, remote-controlled Millennium Falcon.

She left. I had a great night.
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 4h
Hooked on this feeling
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ceej @ceej.online · 1d
hardly any floppy disks remain from shakespeare times
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anna-molly.bsky.social
AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 18h
Bluesky so dead, you barely get blocked for your controversial opinions
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blackstonejn.bsky.social
James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 4h
The Bob Ross versus Mister Rogers AI generated WWE battle has given me hope that when we’re plugged into the matrix it’ll at least be kinda funny.
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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d
Mr Rogers was probably a really generous lover
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 4h
Just once I’d like my internet boyfriends to tell their wives they’re busy on a Saturday and then spend all day liking my posts.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 4h
Pick me 🙋🏻‍♀️
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cait.bsky.social
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20h
when nobody ordered you anything from the ramen place
orange cat staring balefully at the camera
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 21h
Look at this qt waiting for me by the door, I think it’s a butterbutt
Maybe a yellow-rumped warbler, a small bird with a brown head, black and white feathers and a yellow patch near its cloaca
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 21h
Sorry bro, I can't reskeet that, I have a brand.
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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 19h
if you're in line to declare your crush on me stay in line
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d
i’m so relieved he didn’t win the nobel prize otherwise i’d have had to throw mine away
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 13h
The Nobel Queef Prize
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 16h
fuck with the costume frog and you’re gonna feel the wrath of the nation
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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 1d
it's just me and my premature ejaculation against the ohhh shit fuck shit ok ok it's ok this happens to a lot of guys
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