Dubious Genius
@dubiousgenius.bsky.social
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runoldman.bsky.social
Making a fatal mistake isn't as bad as it sounds, because once they're dead you can't repeat them.
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anna-molly.bsky.social
I don’t want to brag, so I keep my life subpar
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dubiousgenius.bsky.social
Can we all agree now, that when the AI bubble bursts, we'll call it SplatGPT?
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doomkick.com
desperately seeking a social media platform that just calls them posts
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unfitz.bsky.social
Surprise a beautiful person today by disagreeing with them.
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
horror movie posters but with muppets: thread
Oscar the Grouch in the movie poster for Alien.
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*
Several signs on a door instructing to "Push to lock" without turning the lock.
dubiousgenius.bsky.social
Can we all agree now, that when the AI bubble bursts, we'll call it SplatGPT?
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gensibayan.bsky.social
Someone once called me a smart person's idea of a dumb person. And I was like "yeah, ok, thanks mum"
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misshavishambles.bsky.social
Hey Princess I can detect pee through ten mattresses too.
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mardigroan.bsky.social
Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."
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granttanaka.bsky.social
don't judge a man 'til you've walked a mile in his shoes all the way to the courthouse where you put on a black robe and get your gavel and tell the bailiff to bring in the next defendant and hear their testimony and make a decision by fairly interpreting and applying the law and
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dumbbeezie.bsky.social
According to my research you can fuck off
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sjksalisbury.bsky.social
Turns out that when Americans said "If it weren't for us you'd be speaking German now..." their objection was to learning a second language, not fascism.
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dubiousgenius.bsky.social
The knights of the round table used to meet at the sir conference.
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dubiousgenius.bsky.social
Someone just complimented me on how funny I am. They said I was a complete joke!
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
38 years ago Bono claimed he can't live with or without you, and yet...
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dubiousgenius.bsky.social
You don't like my jokes due to survivorship bias. Everyone who liked them died laughing.
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dubiousgenius.bsky.social
Just read an article that said confirmation bias is a huge issue with social media. As I suspected...
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somedankinmycup.bsky.social
If I was Aquaman, I would call myself the Crown Prince of Whales.
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granttanaka.bsky.social
[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people
dubiousgenius.bsky.social
Someone just complimented me on how funny I am. They said I was a complete joke!
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dubiousgenius.bsky.social
"Be the change you wish to see in the world" - 50 Cent
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dubiousgenius.bsky.social
When deciding to coin a new phrase you really need to put your money where your mouth is.