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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · Oct 18

Wish I had a rap name like $lic€ or some shit

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Will Wander @nyislanders.bsky.social · 1h

If the Sabres win today and the Islanders lose tomorrow I’ll eat the Arby’s steak nuggets

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Smol Yamboorino 👻🕷️🎃🔮🙀🧟‍♀️🧌🐦‍⬛🐈‍⬛🦇 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 20h

Well, I was planning on being in a bad mood but then this happened.

A photo I took this morning of a clear blue sky with a big fat beautiful rainbow arching perfectly over a house.

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Gino Hard @ginohard.bsky.social · 23h

3 games into the season and Sabres jerseys are already being thrown onto the ice 😅🫣

(via X/MapexDrummer26) #LetsGoBuffalo

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

i’ve never been shot so there’s a chance that i’m bulletproof

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

i come on here and say stupid stuff bc everything is stupid including me

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Bridget @beebeesea.bsky.social · 1d

When did people start saying “out of pocket” for something crazy? I thought out of pocket was just something from expense reports.

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Johan Sebastian Bachman Turner Overdrive @tecmosuperbowl.bsky.social · 1d

Gameday Preview #GoBills #BillsMafia #TecmoSuperBowl #nes #Falcons

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 1d

football

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Buffalo Bills @buffalobillsnfl.bsky.social · 1d

Throwback... Monday. 🦬

#BUFvsATL | #BillsMafia

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 17d

The raccoon cake pop from Starbucks does not taste like real raccoon

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Greg Cover 1 @gregtompsett.bsky.social · 2d

It may be a work day, but it’s still a gameday… Go Bills!

Show me those flags #BillsMafia

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Paulie in the Act of Existing-Bills Fan Edition (4-2) @yopauliefl.bsky.social · 2d

My #BillsMafia friends it is

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 2d

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3d

you are so wrong eating cold lasagna in a dark closet means i’m winning life

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Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social · Jul 1

I think I've got more critical mass than the average person

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 2d

there's this video where this little kid is running down a hill, hits the side of a car, impact makes a huge sound, kid falls down, and yells, "i'm okay!"

so anyway, I'm okay. are you okay?

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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 23d

What even is social media? Does it involve touching?

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10d

I keep dealing with this problem where it turns out I’m kind of an idiot

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 6d

Lars von Trier’s Forrest Gump

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 2d

I will post for as long as it takes.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 2d

I know I ask the same question every weekend. How do I turn French fries into muscle.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 3d

I’d like to speak to the fantasy version of you I’ve created in my head plz

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 2d

😘

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · Aug 26

You want a pep talk? You either die of stupidity or live with it

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 6d

Unlike those tightwads at the DMV, I will accept your AARP card as a valid form of ID.

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