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Frovo

@frovo.bsky.social

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posting jokes while the world burns my most liked: https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes my most chronological: https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets my cool store: doodlybugstudio.etsy.com my webbies: doodlybugstudio.com rsmarchive.weebly.com

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · Oct 18

hey just a reminder that if you need any fun and different greeting cards check out my store at doodlybugstudio.etsy.com :)

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 48m

ME: what does the owl say

KID: hoo

ME: the owl. what does it say

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 12d

BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 3h

[Pollock family game night]
Jackson: K who's gonna be my partner for Pictionary

Mom: Not it

Dad: Not it

Sis: Not it

Gramma: DAMN IT

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 16h

i get so mad when someone says “u should smile more” i mean the letter U is literally always smiling

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · Jun 8

*travels back in time to kill baby columbus*

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · Mar 22

I'm afraid the price of dirty deeds has risen precipitously due to tariffs and inflation

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 1d

gotta say i can’t help but pay attention to the protesting frogs in portland. the story is so ribbeting

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

“tomorrow can already go to hell” Garfield right now

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

Spirit Halloween is now Antifa HQ

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 1d

Sagittarius: Today’s planetary configuration resembles a middle finger but it’s probably nothing.

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 2d

how much would it cost?
"the guy who does our estimates isn't here right now"
around what time will he be back?
"did you not just hear me?"

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braindro @raindro.bsky.social · 11d

cattle implies the existence of dogtle

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 2d

It’s almost Halloween and I’m terrified thinking of all the skeletons walking around, hiding inside people. And nobody’s doing a damn thing about it!!

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 3d

For a little peek into how I navigate the world, I just told someone that Halloween "arrives in October's hindquarters."

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 3d

Me and my clones are in a doppelgäng.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 2d

reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2d

bracing for impact

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING: trump imposes 500% tariff on inflatable frog suits

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2d

"There are TWELVE secret herbs & spices!” I scream as federal agents shove me into a black SUV

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 2d

Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices

Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil

Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world

Founder2: ok that works

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2d

ME: if frankenstein is the name of the doctor not the monster then how is the bride of frankenstein the bride of the monster not the doctor

CHATGTP: *implodes*

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Luca Migo ❌👑 @victinibcn.bsky.social · 3d

Unbearably violent images from Downtown Chicago where a classical music concert was played on the Chicago River. This is too elegant and magical to be seen.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 3d

ME: a doctor put a curse on me

WIFE: which doctor

ME: yes

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 3d

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 3d

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