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Granite Man

@granitedhuine.bsky.social

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · Sep 21

Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1d

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 1d

I sign off all my work emails with "best regards", because "I fucking hate you but I have to be nice for the sake of my job" takes too long to type.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 2d

sometimes i think i'm doing ok then i start driving with the handbrake still up

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 1d

hanging on by a thread sounds way too cute and diy for what it feels like

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1d

But your honor, he made nachos and didn’t distribute the toppings evenly.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 1d

Having no coffee where there was suppose to be coffee is the ultimate morning betrayal.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 1d

Today I woke up not feeling like I was dying. Something must be wrong.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d

HGTV has taught me you can do anything if you have the right tools. I’ve also learned that any handyman you hire will have those tools.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 1d

Panic attacks are jazz hands for the soul.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sorry guys i just can’t do another social media move. If u dm me your address i will send my posts via usps.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 1d

Leave them kids alone!

A red brick among paler facebricks on a building, with "Just another" scratched into it.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 1d

Following me improves your credit score.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 2d

I know more things about my job than I would like to

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 2d

not gonna post good until the rest of you do the fucking same

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dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 3d

i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 2d

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and looking at each other .

ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and looking at each other .

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 2d

Don't you just hate it when you do something stupid, like waking up?

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 3d

I will never fucking calm down. Ever.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 3d

if someone stole my identity i’d be all like "haha, sucker"

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 2d

I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively social and the selection process is now closed.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 3d

quitting my job to focus on my laundry

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 3d

the sexual tension between my spaghetti and meatballs tho

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 3d

No only the babies are called bobcats. The adults are robertcats.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 3d

You should be legally obliged to have the same avi and/or handle across all social media apps.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 2d

I'm Scottish, and my favourite parts of the UK are all the not English places.

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