Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
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(he/him) bidet & star trek enthusiast. certified cornball @[email protected] Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts Dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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martyrye62.bsky.social
I lived in Thailand for a year and was never bitten on the anus!
But what a horror film it would make "RETURN IF THE RING KILLERS"
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tedcruznipples.com
Can’t sleep. Tardigrades will get me.
gregthemiller.bsky.social
oh no don’t let him join bluesky i’ll be ruined
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ashhull.bsky.social
Don't underestimate me. I could do much worse.
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
I'm starting a secret society and--fuck
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
disrupting the jerkoff industry by jerking On
gregthemiller.bsky.social
still not sure about the mosquitos but there’s a lot of moving trucks at the neighbor’s houses
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paintedsky.ca
ask not for whom the horse jorts. it jorts for thee
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cosmicclau.bsky.social
sometimes i think i'm doing ok then i start driving with the handbrake still up
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blairloudly.bsky.social
hanging on by a thread sounds way too cute and diy for what it feels like
gregthemiller.bsky.social
(taking notes) would eating eggs help
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brielikethechhes.bsky.social
Hope you got your things together
Hope you are quite prepared to die
Looks like we're in for nasty weather
One eye is taken for an eye

Bad Moon Rising

CCR
Full moon hiding behind the branches of a tree
gregthemiller.bsky.social
excellent work tonight bestie. goodnight! 🫶
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
you’re really good at impervising
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
Not to brag, but I’ve been called “strange and off-putting” by someone on a dating app before
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brielikethechhes.bsky.social
Them: Calm your tits

Me: After that I remember nothing your honour
until I woke up covered in blood
gregthemiller.bsky.social
all this time i’ve been pooting out love letters to mosquitos smh no wonder i’m out of blood
gregthemiller.bsky.social
oh my gosh thank you for catching that. huge missed opportunity on my part
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bogbird.bsky.social
holding a beautiful woman’s hand while we file for bankruptcy together