Ian Hall
@ian64.bsky.social
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I have lovely grey hair. Which I keep in this bag.
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captainhowdy.bsky.social
"He was a consummate actor. He knew what was required & he knew he could deliver it. He stuck acting in his back pocket & behaved like a human being. He was a total actor because he was a total person."
Mel Brooks on John Candy

I cannot conceive of a better tribute than 'John Candy: I Like Me'.
A bruised-yet-smiling John Candy gives the perfect full-stop to his Oscar-worthy performance as Del Griffith in the final moments of "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" (1987). And I don't use the Oscar mention lightly. I've always believed that, were he still with us, he'd already have won one for an incredible performance in a more serious role.
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ottoenglish.bsky.social
A 54 year old who calls himself "Kid" and who sports a stripper's hat and indoor shades....has no right to judge what is and is not "stupid."
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
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girlsown.bsky.social
And thanks to you all, up to the 1,000 followers mark, just need another 32,000 to equal the old days in the other place now!
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eddierobson.bsky.social
Of course they could have donated the money anonymously. But that's not the point, is it.
ryanlambie.bsky.social
The equivalent of a mother in a gangster movie. "I DON'T WANT YOUR BLOOD MONEY."
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dorianlynskey.bsky.social
I dislike the “Meet the (worst people in the world)” headline format. I do not wish to meet them in any sense
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The photography in this article really feels like The Times are deliberately setting these people up for ridicule. (You can read it without visiting The Times here archive.ph/KZZC1)
An article from The Times: "Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future". Featuring bizarre portraits of Charles Amos, Rhys Benjamin and Daniel Campbell.
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youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com
something quite brain-melting about the hard right's position apparently now being "we hate all Muslims and distrust Muslim states, aside from that one Muslim place that still has slavery because that sounds fun"
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alacritysshadow.bsky.social
I'm still crackin' up at Cheryl Hines' queefs about how she's mad that her in-laws won't treat Bobby like family and how it has made her life hard.

lady, if the guy's family- who has objective experience with fucknuttery- says your husband is batshit, take notes & run.

otherwise it's just a kink.
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pauleggleston.bsky.social
Nile Rodgers was telling me how a former UK Prime Minister converted all his band mates to Catholicism, and maybe I should consider following suit! I thought, he's got a Blair-faithed Chic!
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audacityofdespair.bsky.social
I saw this, laughed, changed screens and now I can't find it again or I would credit it fully: Someone described Kid Rock, who was apparently attempting to opine on something tonight, as being "the human equivalent of an above-ground pool."

Perfect.
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pauleggleston.bsky.social
My wife likes me to give her a piggyback to the cashpoint but she said it's my fault that she struggles to reach the money. I do wish she wouldn't take it out on me.
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dorianlynskey.bsky.social
Hole's 1994 song Jennifer's Body inspired the 2009 movie Jennifer's Body which inspired the 2025 Wet Leg song Jennifer's Body. Has any other title gone from song to movie and back to song like that, with each usage being a deliberate reference?
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jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie
Getting arrested for pooping on my dog’s poop
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soozuk.bsky.social
Watching dressage all day, the only sport where at least once an hour an athlete will fully take a shit during their routine and it's just nbd.
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whenisbirths.bsky.social
Didn't want to get up today. Feel overwhelmed af. I am firing on no cylinders.
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soozuk.bsky.social
The fact that Trump lost the Nobel Peace Prize to a full-on Trump supporter but she happens to be a Venezuelan woman is extra-funny coz it means the panel just disliked HIM personally as a guy.
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taniadoney.bsky.social
Lady in front of me at the cheese stall this morning informed the stallholder she was going away for a few days. "But it'll keep in the fridge," she said. "I don't want to get back and not have any cheese."

Life lesson for all of us there, I feel.
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cheeseford.bsky.social
The Producers is on BBC2. I'm powerless to resist, aren't I?
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edswaine.bsky.social
Vancouver just came downstairs and told everyone to knock it off and go to bed
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ianmcdougall.bsky.social
Watching The Producers on BBC2. One of the posters in Max Bialystock's office is for the 1965 Broadway production of Entertaining Mr Sloane and you can see the names of Sheila Hancock and Dudley Sutton on it.
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Most people seem to have missed who retweeted this picture of Farage in Gill’s office a few days after Gill began receiving his first bribes from Oleh Voloshyn (Oleg Voloshin). None other than…