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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻

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Writer, mom, goblin @adrianelord on insta, https://buymeacoffee.com/hansonamq Yeets: http://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7jmdff4gw

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · Jul 30

Check out my essay on summer horror films and books! 👻🌞👻

Summer Horror

“They were cannibals under the moon, mud-caked and smelling of river.”- Mariana Enriquez

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · Mar 14

Me and a few people reading and reskeeting each other's skeets

From still. Movie. Orgy scene. Three Weeks 1924
Fully dressed men and women in various displays of "lewdness"
An orgy scene from presumably lost American silent film THREE WEEKS (1924). There is speculation, however, that a print of the film may be in a vault in Russia.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 20h

Some rivers of blood and viscera to liven up your Friday night 👻

Rivers of Blood, 'Talk to Me' and Grief Horror

As a child, I loved creepy, spooky things, the special thrill they gave me.

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 26d

How many ghost peppers must I eat before I can walk through walls?

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 1d

Yall may be spooky in October but I'm spooky all year round bitches 👻

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 3d

whenever in doubt, always hip thrust

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 3d

That harvest moon still got me bouncin' (communing with dead gods and asking for their assistance)

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 3d

Grief, fall, magic 🍂🍂🍂

Prose Poem # 1

The Fall

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 3d

my haters are building a complex network of trenches at the city’s edge

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · Oct 22

My ass don't quit....once it sets its sight on you, there's nothing I can do to save you from a horrifically gruesome death. I'm so sorry, please make peace with your God

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · Aug 31

You either die young or live long enough to see Gen Z discover your childhood song and make it go viral

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 9d

Its October now men don't you dare slide into my dms unless you are a 12 foot tall skeleton riding a skeleton horse on someone's front lawn

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Oct 7

advent calendar of pills i've found on the ground

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Apr 10

feeling bad for The Onion writers having all their ideas stolen by reality

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 10d

October is a time for letting go, allowing what you've been holding onto to die and rot and fall away so new things can grow in its place

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 10d

I came here to read skeets and drink coffee and I'm now out of both, do you maybe have some crayons or something?

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 10d

I’m not saying it would fix everything, but have we considered a nationwide dance craze

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 11d

I would show you my third eye, but it would make you feel such an enormous wave of lust and disassociation that you would immediately die and for once I'm not in the mood for a love affair that messy