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@lalalyds.bsky.social

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · Jun 8

We're all just doing the best we can right now, okay?

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 12m

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 4h

People say mucking foron like it's not how you harvest some extremely rare element from a swamp

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 8h

you can whisper kris kross to yourself as a pep talk during a presentation no one will care is a lesson I learned this week

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 10h

The only reason to fill your face with fillers is to ensure you have mayonnaise for later.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 10h

One great thing about having a chest wound is you can walk around with a real "what are ya gonna do to me, stab me in the chest?" attitude. I'm just here to remind you that one can have two chest wounds, so you may wanna say,"What are you gonna do to me, stab me in the chest TWICE?"

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 9h

Your chances of being Bret Easton Ellis are low but never less than zero

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11h

WILL BATTEN DOWN YOUR HATCHES FOR SOUP

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11h

you are so wrong eating cold lasagna in a dark closet means i’m winning life

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 15h

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
For if I die before I wake
I pray the third Paul Blart they make.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 14h

Hugs, except with stabbing

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 18h

wishing on a star that I had such an untethered grasp on reality

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 6h

(me, an IT guy, taking 911 calls) hi have you rebooted

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 13h

Finally just going to do the account I've always wanted, recipes for dodos where you lick various spices and sauces off of them in a slow chasing style. I suppose it could work with current escargots

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 14h

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 15h

She knew how to get that sale

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 15h

Teehee

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 19h

You can eat the middle out of my cinnamon roll if you wanna

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20h

If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

We've profiled you based on your actual profile and it reads disconnectedly as an erotic thriller of the highest intelligence, I might add hilarious. If you ever commit a crime I'll be the first to put red herring in bio, let's alt away together