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Leen McBeans 🦇

@leenmcbeans.bsky.social

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Good intentions, questionable methods. The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️‍🌈 avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Garbáge 🗣️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy

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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 18d

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

Cartoon drawing of a teenage mutant ninja turtle with a brown afro, like Bob Ross, and a yellow eye band. Labeled “Bob”, an honorary unofficial fifth TMNT. Bob looks like a shy friendly outcast ninja turtle, to be honest. Made for an 8yo boy who made a cute comment ☺️

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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 5h

My digestive system isn’t weak 😌

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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 19h

sometimes I think I eat really spicy food just to feel something

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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 19h

Zombie hog?

Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 20h

awhahahah I love this so much

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22h

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

Who needs sex when you have cool ranch doritos?

Therapist: *scribbling furiously*

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 1d

I know people are missing because my skeets that used to get 15 likes are only getting 12.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 1d

Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1d

peter thiel (clutching chrome plated human skull) tell me oracle... does the world end in fire, or ice? the passionate flames of the activist thunberg, or the frozen doom yudkowski demands?

chatGPT: ✨ What a great question, Peter! ✨

Let's break that tough Q down 🕺, in your favorite epic style:

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1d

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

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chef tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 1d

imagine imagining me and i’m just over here imagining an imaginary imagination

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spookillumi @illumi.meme · 1d

tech nerds stop being evil challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 1d

“In September, scientists at Stanford reported they had used A.I. to design a virus for the first time.”

Opinion | The A.I. Prompt That Could End the World

www.nytimes.com

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Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 1d

fleabag from the show fleabag looking horrified and offended (because she shags a hot priest)

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

I know it’s just one meaningless story but it’s pretty emblematic of the media that all this shit is going on and someone at a long standing newspaper was like I’m finally gonna write about how everyone thinks Johnny Cash is a fuckin nerd, and the editor was like “yes, America needs to know”