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The Amytyville Horror

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melancholic. bad poet. obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo. she/her skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · Jul 10

“hey little girl is your daddy home?” bruce springsteen asks me

i don’t answer because that’s a fucken weird thing to say to a 41yo woman eating corn on the cob over the sink

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 7h

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 9h

butt buns ✨

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 2d

today we think of classical music as stuffy but in the 18th century if a symphony caused a noblewoman any degree of sexual arousal the piece was declared decadent and immoral and her husband would invade the composer's home country. thus was mozart responsible for more dead habsburgs than syphilis.

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 1d

me: kierkegaard said the most painful state of being is remembering a future you'll never have

unaging sea witch holding me captive in her stony crag amidst the surging tide: you gonna finish that seagull?

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 10h

You get leprosy from having sex with a leopard. I will not be taking any questions at this time.

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 10h

bust of dat ass

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 10h

i have not yet begun to wall of text

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 12h

One great thing about having a chest wound is you can walk around with a real "what are ya gonna do to me, stab me in the chest?" attitude. I'm just here to remind you that one can have two chest wounds, so you may wanna say,"What are you gonna do to me, stab me in the chest TWICE?"

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 10h

Making memories one rest area handjob at a time

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 13h

The only reason to fill your face with fillers is to ensure you have mayonnaise for later.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 16h

*blush* I guess I am a hot sleeper

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 13h

i pick my battles ok

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · Aug 11

my semi-verbal autistic daughter is always asking me to "talk about it" which typically means provide voice over commentary to whatever video she's watching so I've developed a persona she likes that starts off chill like Andy Griffith but when shit gets weird I'm Sergeant Dignam from The Departed