niteynite
@niteynite.bsky.social
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not too off-puttingly handsome
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doctordinosaur.bsky.social
One is offering unmoral services for money and the other sells porn.
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johnlyon.bsky.social
My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
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valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Can't let people clean your granny's arse if they don't know what the themes of King Lear are
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junlper.beer
if you already didn’t have enough reasons to cancel spotify:
santiagomayer.com
Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.
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weeder.bsky.social
The president keeps vacuuming in front of the TV while I am playing the economy
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niteynite.bsky.social
Wait, slow down, what was the second part again?
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jonbois.bsky.social
throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Not to get political but someone left a dildo in my building's driveway today. And when I got back from my errands it was gone
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xinicit.bsky.social
Anything can be a puppet if you don’t care what happens to your hand
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things
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sonuvafitch.bsky.social
I hope the game is still going when I wake up tomorrow
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schmrrrlex.bsky.social
just hear me out: thrice baked potato
niteynite.bsky.social
They already broke the no bastards rule, everything is permitted
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brendelbored.bsky.social
We might literally have to try out that “there’s no rule that a dog can’t play baseball” thing at this point
niteynite.bsky.social
The fastest mego moment in my life was when I tried to start a mastodon acct
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nora.zone
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
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frovo.bsky.social
ME: a doctor put a curse on me

WIFE: which doctor

ME: yes
niteynite.bsky.social
Trump got a covid and flu shot this week because damn, the marks are just that stupid
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thetroops.fightins.online
Baseball players should kiss. Same team, different team. Don’t care.
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