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@tess17.bsky.social

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ℑ 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔢, 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔤 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔞𝔩𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔶 ~ 𝔓𝔬𝔢

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Tess 🖤♾️ @tess17.bsky.social · Oct 15

Facts.

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 2d

I just saw a guy on TikTok giving $20 to anyone who screams.
In this economy? I'd scream for a dollar. I'd scream for free. I’m screaming right now.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

I’m married to so many of you in my mind.

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A Darker Nightmare 🖤 @darkersunrise.bsky.social · 4d

Slow and steady, baby

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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 4d

Strange and eccentric.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 9d

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I am the stabbiest.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 9d

Dysfunctional families.... the gift that keeps on giving.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 9d

in a parallel universe cake is good for you, cancer is nonexistent, and reading the news doesn’t make you crawl into traffic

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 8d

Check out this argument between two telepaths:

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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 17d

None of this means anything.

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A Darker Nightmare 🖤 @darkersunrise.bsky.social · 18d

Being the peace to your chaos is not an even exchange

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 18d

But are you down to watch the sky

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 21d

I was shutdown before it was cool to be shutdown

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17d

if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 21d

When they insist you pick a side, choose homicide.

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nay (dino) 🖤🦇 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 17d

some of you don’t like seeing others having fun and it’s shows.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 18d

Me: when is it ever going to cool down
Mother Nature: lol, you idiots broke the thermostat

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🥀L8te_Bloomer_JJ! @l8tebloomer25.bsky.social · 18d

.....And sometimes your soulmate is just peace itself.

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🥀L8te_Bloomer_JJ! @l8tebloomer25.bsky.social · 17d

Some people dislike you because you're their mirror, trigger, and muse.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 17d

When the universe casually drops a rainbow forcefield in your backyard like it’s no big deal.

Full rainbow stretching over my backyard pond view, with my cream golden retriever Tallulah trotting across the grass in front of the patio furniture.

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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 26d

Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 29d

I think I'd be excellent in a coma.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 26d

Kidnapper: your going in the trunk

Me: *you’re

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 26d

One thing about me is I’m slow to catch on but boy when I do we are gonna revisit the topic

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 28d

Me irl

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A Darker Nightmare 🖤 @darkersunrise.bsky.social · 23d

Magic✨

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