Tess 🖤♾️
@tess17.bsky.social
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ℑ 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔢, 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔤 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔞𝔩𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔶 ~ 𝔓𝔬𝔢
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I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I am the stabbiest.
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Dysfunctional families.... the gift that keeps on giving.
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in a parallel universe cake is good for you, cancer is nonexistent, and reading the news doesn’t make you crawl into traffic
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Check out this argument between two telepaths:
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Being the peace to your chaos is not an even exchange
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But are you down to watch the sky
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I was shutdown before it was cool to be shutdown
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if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff
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When they insist you pick a side, choose homicide.
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some of you don’t like seeing others having fun and it’s shows.
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Me: when is it ever going to cool down
Mother Nature: lol, you idiots broke the thermostat
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.....And sometimes your soulmate is just peace itself.
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Some people dislike you because you're their mirror, trigger, and muse.
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When the universe casually drops a rainbow forcefield in your backyard like it’s no big deal.
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Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world.
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I think I'd be excellent in a coma.
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Kidnapper: your going in the trunk

Me: *you’re
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One thing about me is I’m slow to catch on but boy when I do we are gonna revisit the topic
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She was breathtaking, like a plastic bag over an unsuspecting head.
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Imagine being alive for 500 years as a tree only to be cut down so 1000 hairless apes can wipe their ass with you.
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milli vanilli is why i have trust issues
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Someone: you should smile more

Me: *hisses*