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Alex Wolinetz
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he/him, my name is an anagram for Externalized Iowan
Trump also demanded LOVE NEVER DIES with the cast and crew from the 2004 Phantom movie
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
this seems like a suboptimal shipping route, usps
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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"Marjorie: The Gathering"
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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NANCY PANEL BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
wait does @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social have the power to bring back the 80s/90s CATS PSAs
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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True
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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THIS WEEK ON ANDORKS:

The sword of Damocles hangs over the world of ANDOR as Syril and the PreMor Blues tear apart Maarva’s home and threaten B2EMO’s civil rights – while on the other side of town, Luthen and Cassian sniff each other out.

Listen at andorkspod.com!
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
close enough, welcome back Human Instrumentality Project
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
when I finally saw NASHVILLE I immediately recognized Henry Gibson from my childhood
Ryan Coogler said part of his influence for making Sinners was a childhood love for the Disney movie “Luck of the Irish” and let me tell you…he is so real for that.
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Who's gonna tell him
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The Citadel in question, is, of course, The Citadel outlet mall in the City of Commerce
This week on ANDORKS we‘re kicking off S01E03 “Reckoning” with plenty of juicy stuff:

Li’l Kassa fucking shit up! Insider info on hotel prices! Young sexy B2EMO! Brasso in a cool hat! Space bodegas! Discussion of The Citadel!

Listen and subscribe at andorkspod.com!
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
🥲
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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elections should follow mario rules
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
On this week’s ANDORKS:

⭐️ The true star of Andor arrives!
🤖 Rusteen and Alex discuss the future of AI storytelling!
🍫 Shocking revelations about a novelty restaurant!
🐐 Insight into the spectacle that is LA’s neighborhood council system!
🌌 oh and we finish episode 2

Listen at andorkspod.com!
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
November 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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we're ngmi
So there were some AI-generated videos that purported to show Black women ranting about SNAP benefits, and... Fox News is reporting on this like these are real people. They're not! They're AI!

This is truly insane. Total unreality. www.foxnews.com/media/snap-b...
November 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM