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never met a day a sno-cone couldn't fix.
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sorry to some folks, but if we want games to be viewed as consequential art and not products - eventually game development at large is going to have to move past the realm of linkedin, forbes 30 under 30, how to market your game, professional business conference stuff and into something else.
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
@auntydonnaboys.bsky.social Christmas books are out and the kids are requesting the "bleeeurrrggg" book on the regular 🎄
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
for my 2025 recap top song, google chose a song I've never heard before and certainly wasn't aware of, in a language I don't speak. not entirely sure what happened there
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Never seen anything like this is my god damn life
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
whoops, bye cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
top 5 movie genres:

- the bureaucrats are competent, everything goes horribly wrong
- that dude is a fucking idiot, everything goes horribly wrong
- some things blow up, there is a musical interlude with lots of neon
- spies drink tea and it's raining
- in space, everything goes horribly wrong
Top 5 movie genres:

Guy who’s a pathetic piece of shit
Woman falling apart and it’s hard to watch but goddamn
Theater production/movie production falling apart and it’s so fun to watch
Detective but sad
Period film where they just said fuck it
Top 5 movie genres are:

heist
intelligence/espionage thriller
pitch perfect
cerebral ensemble oscar fodder drama
heist some more
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Musk is a parasite on the future; he preys upon the imagination of others, taking any vision of a better world and depreciating it by hawking options on a transparently fake facsimile.

He is capitalism's full-throated assault on the utopian imaginary.
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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The time is out of joint #AISlop
clocks.brianmoore.com
AI World Clocks
The current time as rendered by 9 different AI models. By Brian Moore.
clocks.brianmoore.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
🥐⤵️
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱

• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
is an entire tub of elote dip lunch? y/y
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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NEVER FORGET: If you keep a can of reddiwhip (or whatever equiv you like) in your fridge you can just grab it and have a quick bit of whipped cream whenever you like. It's just a thing you can do.
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
lol, far out
The Reddit community r/Democrats has a conspicuous absence of any news about Zohran Mamdani today. But that's by design.

The moderators have rules that ban people from talking about democratic socialists.

www.reddit.com/r/democrats/
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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"Person who received an important call right when they were about to eat"

x.com/dailyportalz...
November 2, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Happy birthday Cow Tools! Here’s Gary Larson explaining how it made him “want to crawl into a hole somewhere and die”
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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cold email: hey 😎 are you looking to level up your bookkeeping with AI? it’d be super cool to vibe on a quick call: virtual ☕️ on me!

follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha

follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
October 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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This version of Total Recall sucks.
If you can’t afford a vacation, an AI app will sell you pictures of one
Always be manifesting.
www.theverge.com
October 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Canberra is lovely though
"Thank you so much for hanging out with me."
October 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM