Autumnal Cider and Beers
@aquakong.bsky.social
I USED TO work in movies and now can't AFFORD to lose at Magic the Gathering. Set lighting tech/console programmer working in film and TV in Sarasota Florida. Mostly Magic the gathering and half-hearted shit posting.
S/Onto the lady at this public who, while restocking the toppings bar for subs, gave me a few slices as a lil snack
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
S/Onto the lady at this public who, while restocking the toppings bar for subs, gave me a few slices as a lil snack
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Mick Foley has parted ways from the WWE because of their close ties with Trump.
December 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Mick Foley has parted ways from the WWE because of their close ties with Trump.
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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The tragedy of Rob and Michelle’s deaths are incomprehensible.
I’m hearing Rob’s voice telling us all to do more, to repair the human soul, to repair our hearts, to repair our country, to repair our world, to keep fighting, to keep living for every soul taken from this earth.
I’m hearing Rob’s voice telling us all to do more, to repair the human soul, to repair our hearts, to repair our country, to repair our world, to keep fighting, to keep living for every soul taken from this earth.
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The tragedy of Rob and Michelle’s deaths are incomprehensible.
I’m hearing Rob’s voice telling us all to do more, to repair the human soul, to repair our hearts, to repair our country, to repair our world, to keep fighting, to keep living for every soul taken from this earth.
I’m hearing Rob’s voice telling us all to do more, to repair the human soul, to repair our hearts, to repair our country, to repair our world, to keep fighting, to keep living for every soul taken from this earth.
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We found an Account
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
We found an Account
It fucking rules that Vince Gilligan gave us the two best ways to ask somebody what the fuck they're talking about.
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It fucking rules that Vince Gilligan gave us the two best ways to ask somebody what the fuck they're talking about.
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
I am that I *m
imagining an ancient tiktoker writing the Name as "y*hw*h"
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I am that I *m
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Chapo-Leftism is just Trumpism for downwardly mobile failchildren who want to be patted on the head for acting like shitheads, but resent their Republican parents.
Some people are very determined to bring back the R-slur.
![Will Menaker: "This is so lame and a retread of shit that didn't work twice already. Stop acting aghast and just call him out for being an obese, senile pedophile whose entire administration is staffed by [R-slur]s and pigs."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zzfwzjxdhnb5bo4fjxztzfbd/bafkreiatmzgfhy5ttcs57hyhniux5oi6cidjocj4ojsnvizfalvkfpd6vi@jpeg)
December 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Chapo-Leftism is just Trumpism for downwardly mobile failchildren who want to be patted on the head for acting like shitheads, but resent their Republican parents.
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One of the most devastating law review articles I have read is about the complete erosion of the states’ protections of children and children’s education by the powerful “homeschooling” movement
Children are the “perfect” victims as they can’t organize to get their rights back
Children are the “perfect” victims as they can’t organize to get their rights back
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
One of the most devastating law review articles I have read is about the complete erosion of the states’ protections of children and children’s education by the powerful “homeschooling” movement
Children are the “perfect” victims as they can’t organize to get their rights back
Children are the “perfect” victims as they can’t organize to get their rights back
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nasa dudes love to brag about finding ice on some awful planet that's like a hundred miles away.... that's great guys, probably just gonna keep using the stuff in my freezer tho
May 12, 2024 at 4:02 AM
nasa dudes love to brag about finding ice on some awful planet that's like a hundred miles away.... that's great guys, probably just gonna keep using the stuff in my freezer tho
I bet this places pad Thai sucks
These pictures look like they were printed on a dot matrix printer
Looks like shit bro
December 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I bet this places pad Thai sucks
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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Democratic accountability (or just the threat of) can bring egalitarian change.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Utah repeals public employee collective bargaining ban, one of the most restrictive US labor laws
Repeal of law comes as state Republicans prepare to defend four US House seats under new congressional map
www.theguardian.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Democratic accountability (or just the threat of) can bring egalitarian change.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
AND EVEN THEN ONLY TECHNICALLY AGGGGHHHH WHERE IS MY BABY GIRL
Star Trek Nemesis was released 23 years ago today.
The USS Enterprise NCC-1701-E will not reappear until Lower Decks and Prodigy.
The USS Enterprise NCC-1701-E will not reappear until Lower Decks and Prodigy.
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
AND EVEN THEN ONLY TECHNICALLY AGGGGHHHH WHERE IS MY BABY GIRL
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My kids have measles, there are no toys on the shelves, and I can't afford a steak. But at least there's no sign language interpreter at White House press briefings now.
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My kids have measles, there are no toys on the shelves, and I can't afford a steak. But at least there's no sign language interpreter at White House press briefings now.
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The mayor of Albuquerque who appeared as himself in Pluribus was reelected to a third term yesterday.
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The mayor of Albuquerque who appeared as himself in Pluribus was reelected to a third term yesterday.
This woman looks like she is the antagonist against a plucky young teen Disney princess
walter cronkite told america we lost the vietnam war on this channel
this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This woman looks like she is the antagonist against a plucky young teen Disney princess
I like when there's a Salvation Army guy outside Publix so that establishing shots can demonstrate what time of year it is here in Florida
December 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I like when there's a Salvation Army guy outside Publix so that establishing shots can demonstrate what time of year it is here in Florida
The first time I ever saw the Matrix the film ripped right as Neo and Trinity show up in the chopper to rescue Morpheus. I never suffered a wait so long in my life ever again.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The first time I ever saw the Matrix the film ripped right as Neo and Trinity show up in the chopper to rescue Morpheus. I never suffered a wait so long in my life ever again.
In my screening of Oppenhimer Florence Pough quoted the Bagvad Gita, "I am become death" and immediately got topless; somebody burst out laughing and then we all did.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
In my screening of Oppenhimer Florence Pough quoted the Bagvad Gita, "I am become death" and immediately got topless; somebody burst out laughing and then we all did.
That Sin City movie is pretty good
What actor's facial expression in a movie/TV show will stay with you for the rest of your life?
(as always, this prompt seems to show up at the Christmas season, so I'm gonna go with a genuine response instead of a jokey one)
(as always, this prompt seems to show up at the Christmas season, so I'm gonna go with a genuine response instead of a jokey one)
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
That Sin City movie is pretty good
I don't remember the name of the movie; when I was young we saw some film that started with a guy sitting on a dock. The movie involved the loch Ness monster somehow. He was lamenting his life and mentioned that he was a sexy guy. Someone in the theater yelled, " oh I am too!" EVerybody laughed.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I don't remember the name of the movie; when I was young we saw some film that started with a guy sitting on a dock. The movie involved the loch Ness monster somehow. He was lamenting his life and mentioned that he was a sexy guy. Someone in the theater yelled, " oh I am too!" EVerybody laughed.
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December 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM