Autumnal Cider and Beers
@aquakong.bsky.social
I USED TO work in movies and now can't AFFORD to lose at Magic the Gathering. Set lighting tech/console programmer working in film and TV in Sarasota Florida. Mostly Magic the gathering and half-hearted shit posting.
I am that I *m
imagining an ancient tiktoker writing the Name as "y*hw*h"
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I am that I *m
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Chapo-Leftism is just Trumpism for downwardly mobile failchildren who want to be patted on the head for acting like shitheads, but resent their Republican parents.
Some people are very determined to bring back the R-slur.
![Will Menaker: "This is so lame and a retread of shit that didn't work twice already. Stop acting aghast and just call him out for being an obese, senile pedophile whose entire administration is staffed by [R-slur]s and pigs."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zzfwzjxdhnb5bo4fjxztzfbd/bafkreiatmzgfhy5ttcs57hyhniux5oi6cidjocj4ojsnvizfalvkfpd6vi@jpeg)
December 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Chapo-Leftism is just Trumpism for downwardly mobile failchildren who want to be patted on the head for acting like shitheads, but resent their Republican parents.
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One of the most devastating law review articles I have read is about the complete erosion of the states’ protections of children and children’s education by the powerful “homeschooling” movement
Children are the “perfect” victims as they can’t organize to get their rights back
Children are the “perfect” victims as they can’t organize to get their rights back
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
One of the most devastating law review articles I have read is about the complete erosion of the states’ protections of children and children’s education by the powerful “homeschooling” movement
Children are the “perfect” victims as they can’t organize to get their rights back
Children are the “perfect” victims as they can’t organize to get their rights back
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nasa dudes love to brag about finding ice on some awful planet that's like a hundred miles away.... that's great guys, probably just gonna keep using the stuff in my freezer tho
May 12, 2024 at 4:02 AM
nasa dudes love to brag about finding ice on some awful planet that's like a hundred miles away.... that's great guys, probably just gonna keep using the stuff in my freezer tho
I bet this places pad Thai sucks
These pictures look like they were printed on a dot matrix printer
Looks like shit bro
December 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I bet this places pad Thai sucks
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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Democratic accountability (or just the threat of) can bring egalitarian change.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Utah repeals public employee collective bargaining ban, one of the most restrictive US labor laws
Repeal of law comes as state Republicans prepare to defend four US House seats under new congressional map
www.theguardian.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Democratic accountability (or just the threat of) can bring egalitarian change.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
AND EVEN THEN ONLY TECHNICALLY AGGGGHHHH WHERE IS MY BABY GIRL
Star Trek Nemesis was released 23 years ago today.
The USS Enterprise NCC-1701-E will not reappear until Lower Decks and Prodigy.
The USS Enterprise NCC-1701-E will not reappear until Lower Decks and Prodigy.
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
AND EVEN THEN ONLY TECHNICALLY AGGGGHHHH WHERE IS MY BABY GIRL
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My kids have measles, there are no toys on the shelves, and I can't afford a steak. But at least there's no sign language interpreter at White House press briefings now.
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My kids have measles, there are no toys on the shelves, and I can't afford a steak. But at least there's no sign language interpreter at White House press briefings now.
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The mayor of Albuquerque who appeared as himself in Pluribus was reelected to a third term yesterday.
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The mayor of Albuquerque who appeared as himself in Pluribus was reelected to a third term yesterday.
This woman looks like she is the antagonist against a plucky young teen Disney princess
walter cronkite told america we lost the vietnam war on this channel
this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This woman looks like she is the antagonist against a plucky young teen Disney princess
I like when there's a Salvation Army guy outside Publix so that establishing shots can demonstrate what time of year it is here in Florida
December 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I like when there's a Salvation Army guy outside Publix so that establishing shots can demonstrate what time of year it is here in Florida
The first time I ever saw the Matrix the film ripped right as Neo and Trinity show up in the chopper to rescue Morpheus. I never suffered a wait so long in my life ever again.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The first time I ever saw the Matrix the film ripped right as Neo and Trinity show up in the chopper to rescue Morpheus. I never suffered a wait so long in my life ever again.
In my screening of Oppenhimer Florence Pough quoted the Bagvad Gita, "I am become death" and immediately got topless; somebody burst out laughing and then we all did.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
In my screening of Oppenhimer Florence Pough quoted the Bagvad Gita, "I am become death" and immediately got topless; somebody burst out laughing and then we all did.
That Sin City movie is pretty good
What actor's facial expression in a movie/TV show will stay with you for the rest of your life?
(as always, this prompt seems to show up at the Christmas season, so I'm gonna go with a genuine response instead of a jokey one)
(as always, this prompt seems to show up at the Christmas season, so I'm gonna go with a genuine response instead of a jokey one)
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
That Sin City movie is pretty good
I don't remember the name of the movie; when I was young we saw some film that started with a guy sitting on a dock. The movie involved the loch Ness monster somehow. He was lamenting his life and mentioned that he was a sexy guy. Someone in the theater yelled, " oh I am too!" EVerybody laughed.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I don't remember the name of the movie; when I was young we saw some film that started with a guy sitting on a dock. The movie involved the loch Ness monster somehow. He was lamenting his life and mentioned that he was a sexy guy. Someone in the theater yelled, " oh I am too!" EVerybody laughed.
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December 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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So many great options to choose from! This was the first that came to mind.
December 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
So many great options to choose from! This was the first that came to mind.
If there's one funnier than this it's Cow Tools but that's based off meta context so
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If there's one funnier than this it's Cow Tools but that's based off meta context so
Clean and Gritty is like that apricot scrub insane people told me to use as a teen...
This AI Facebook ad for “Mystery Thriller Without Filthy Writing” is grim enough, but it becomes even grimmer when you click through and learn that the author is dead.
December 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Clean and Gritty is like that apricot scrub insane people told me to use as a teen...
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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If you download the terf queen's game I hope you shit your pants in public.
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If you download the terf queen's game I hope you shit your pants in public.
I AM TELLING YOU NOW IF THIS IS THE GUY DEMS WILL LOSE AND IT WILL NOT BE THE FAULT OF US WHO REFUSE TO VOTE FOR HIM
Nothing made clear to me how soulless the Democratic Party has become than watching California Gov. Gavin Newsom stage a photo op of him tearing down homeless people's tents right before the DNC this summer.
youtu.be/ERftQvyQBUA?...
youtu.be/ERftQvyQBUA?...
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I AM TELLING YOU NOW IF THIS IS THE GUY DEMS WILL LOSE AND IT WILL NOT BE THE FAULT OF US WHO REFUSE TO VOTE FOR HIM