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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 33m

The print version of @theonion.com is worth every dime.

Stephen Miller Reminds
Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

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Banned Randy @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 37m

Post something random or you'll have an awful November

An orange and white cat behind a window in a door, staring at the camera with its mouth open. There is a paper talking bubble taped to the window next to the cat with the text “meow!!” in it.

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Neal Rogers @nealrogers.bsky.social · 2h

In case you are wondering what kind of country you are living in, you are living in the kind of country where masked federal agents are pulling American citizens out of their cars and seriously injuring them, while also tear-gassing a children's Saturday morning Halloween parade

Michael Scherer @michaelscherer.bsky.social · 1d

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

US citizen, 67, ‘has six ribs broken’ by Border Patrol agents, his running club says

The incident unfolded Saturday in Chicago’s Old Irving Park neighborhood, where residents say federal agents disrupted a children’s Halloween parade

www.independent.co.uk

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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 2h

Blows my mind that they can announce he’s no longer a Prince but nobody’s willing to tell us why. The cunt needs jailing, not early fucking retirement.

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Harlem Toots @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 2h

This isn’t true, but it is true that slaveowners routinely enslaved and sold their children.

UAINE @mahtowin1.bsky.social · 2h

The US government is packed from top to bottom with racist violent settlers since they first washed ashore.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1h

If you let someone cut in front if you in traffic and they don’t do the little hand wave as thanks, you should be legally allowed to ram their car.

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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 1h

lemme huff it nerds

Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 1d

Scientists Find 6-Million-Year-Old Air Trapped in Earth’s Oldest Known Ice https://gizmodo.com/scientists-find-6-million-year-old-air-trapped-in-earths-oldest-known-ice-2000678848

Scientists Find 6-Million-Year-Old Air Trapped in Earth’s Oldest Known Ice

The ice sample, retrieved in Antarctica, is the oldest on record—but this discovery may just be tip of the iceberg.

gizmodo.com

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 1h

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1h

China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans

SEOUL—In a historic trade agreement that President Donald Trump touted as a major win for an American farmer, China reportedly agreed Thursday to purchase 11 U.S. soybeans. “I am extremely honored tha...

theonion.com

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Max Burke @m18e.bsky.social · 5h

In other words, why have a repentant nazi when you have the option of having someone who was never a nazi to begin with.

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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 5h

Trying to blame the Dems cutting off SNAP (while sitting on billons of available contingency funds) as his boss bulldozes the WH to build a ball room like Saddam's palace, sends $40 billion to bail out Argentines, and eats "gold adorned" brownies in Korea is not gonna work.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Mike Johnson: "On Saturday, things are gonna become very dire."

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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 5h

No there isn’t you Vichy bastards

The Economist @economist.com · 7h

There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles

Trump 2028

There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles

econ.st

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 5h

Respect. Beats a paint-and-sip class.

Skeety Davis Jr @bperry149.bsky.social · 6h

Looooove so many things I’ve got to tell you.

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 4h

This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI

NPR @npr.org · 8h

The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY

Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally

The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.

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🎃 public HELLth guy 🎃 @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 5h

this post is factually incorrect. the imminent SNAP disaster is not due to the government shutdown. it is the result of trump illegally withholding contingency funds appropriated by congress. it is not a matter of interpretation.

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 5h

One food bank meal is equal to approximately nine meals provided by SNAP — but many food banks are bracing for a surge in demand if millions don’t receive benefits in November due to the government shutdown.

Food banks brace as people face federal aid stoppage: ‘We cannot meet the gap’

Already strained by federal funding cuts earlier in the year and a surge in demand from furloughed federal workers, food banks face a fresh wave of need as SNAP benefits end Saturday.

www.washingtonpost.com

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 6h

"Can Donald Trump run for a 3rd term?"
No.
"What if he..."
Still no.
"How about..."
STFU, No.
"Then why are we talking about it!?"
Because evil MAGA apparatchiks need you to fear that he will.

I explain in @thenation.com

www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Why Has Trump Been Flirting With a Third Term?

Trump cannot be president again. But he and his loyal followers have every reason for wanting to make people think he can.

www.thenation.com

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Banned Randy @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 6h

a man in a suit and tie is pointing at the camera with the word you written below him

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is pointing at the camera with the word you written below him

media.tenor.com

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 7h

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

bring on the headless horses @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 7h

sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting

In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.

www.yahoo.com

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Banned Randy @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 6h

I cannot recommend the Spurcycle original bell enough. They’re pricey AF, but are very minimalist while being very loud. I have them on all of the bikes I ride most often. (except my MTB because the I9 freewheel doubles as an alerting device)

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 6h

#RECALL: Knog Front Bicycle Lights. The lithium-ion battery in the bicycle light can overheat and catch fire; fire/burn hazards. Get free replacement. Firm has received 5 reports of batteries catching fire or exploding. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...