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fucking pitiful that this is the best you can muster Chris. people are dead. innocent observers. and they were white. which doesn’t matter to me but I bet it matters to you.
It's simple: the DHS bill isn't going to pass if its lawlessness isn't reined in.
Democrats sought common sense reforms in the Department of Homeland Security spending bill, but because of Republicans’ refusal to stand up to President Trump, the DHS bill is woefully inadequate to rein in the abuses of ICE. I will vote no.
January 25, 2026 at 3:06 AM
fucking pitiful that this is the best you can muster Chris. people are dead. innocent observers. and they were white. which doesn’t matter to me but I bet it matters to you.
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert
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FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected]
SUBJ: Re: Did u get my last message??
yea plx dont email my fridge address
TO: [email protected]
SUBJ: Re: Did u get my last message??
yea plx dont email my fridge address
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected]
SUBJ: Re: Did u get my last message??
yea plx dont email my fridge address
TO: [email protected]
SUBJ: Re: Did u get my last message??
yea plx dont email my fridge address
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
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You ever look in the dryer and open the lint trap and think, "oh ho, new kind of lint today"
October 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
You ever look in the dryer and open the lint trap and think, "oh ho, new kind of lint today"
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was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting
October 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting
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putting the ugh in although
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
putting the ugh in although
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Guy Mustard™: The World's First High-Protein Mustard for GUYS
October 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Guy Mustard™: The World's First High-Protein Mustard for GUYS
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"i dont want to eat a kebab, i want fish and chips" well sorry little buddy but we're at the kebab shop and you're twelve
October 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
"i dont want to eat a kebab, i want fish and chips" well sorry little buddy but we're at the kebab shop and you're twelve
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If your Klein be Naomi, then listen, homie;
But if your Klein be Ezra, disregard what he sezra
But if your Klein be Ezra, disregard what he sezra
September 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If your Klein be Naomi, then listen, homie;
But if your Klein be Ezra, disregard what he sezra
But if your Klein be Ezra, disregard what he sezra
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Fight against the cold icy grip of irrelevance by playing Magic: The Gathering with characters from The Office
September 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Fight against the cold icy grip of irrelevance by playing Magic: The Gathering with characters from The Office
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Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China
September 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China
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no way dude. cmon. that cant be it
September 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
no way dude. cmon. that cant be it
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Starbucks Employee: Venti iced vanilla latte for Charlie?
Conservative Guy: (way too loudly while looking around at everyone) Yes. That is me.
Starbucks Employee: Okay man have a good day.
Conservative Guy: (way too loudly while looking around at everyone) Yes. That is me.
Starbucks Employee: Okay man have a good day.
September 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Starbucks Employee: Venti iced vanilla latte for Charlie?
Conservative Guy: (way too loudly while looking around at everyone) Yes. That is me.
Starbucks Employee: Okay man have a good day.
Conservative Guy: (way too loudly while looking around at everyone) Yes. That is me.
Starbucks Employee: Okay man have a good day.
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this shit is just incompatible with humanity. its olestra for the soul
NEW: ChatGPT is causing chaos in marriages, as one spouse becomes deeply fixated on AI therapy/advice/spiritual wisdom — alienating the other spouse and, often, resulting in divorce.
In some cases, ChatGPT-enmeshed spouses are using the tech to bully their partners.
futurism.com/chatgpt-marr...
In some cases, ChatGPT-enmeshed spouses are using the tech to bully their partners.
futurism.com/chatgpt-marr...
September 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
this shit is just incompatible with humanity. its olestra for the soul
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this is some pitch perfect Minnesota Nice
September 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
this is some pitch perfect Minnesota Nice
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Let’s wrap up the use of devices
September 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Let’s wrap up the use of devices
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Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
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this might be my last chance to hit paydirt and make it rich. time to make 50,000 front facing videos about how the sexiest characteristic a man can have is a head shaped like an inverted ice cream cone
* ORACLE, SILVER LAKE, ANDREESSEN TO CONTROL TIKOK IN US: WSJ
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September 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
this might be my last chance to hit paydirt and make it rich. time to make 50,000 front facing videos about how the sexiest characteristic a man can have is a head shaped like an inverted ice cream cone
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INVENTOR OF THE ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH: i wonder what a mouthful of bees would sound like
September 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
INVENTOR OF THE ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH: i wonder what a mouthful of bees would sound like